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"Bashing The Bishop"

What other euphamisms are there regarding masturbation? So far I know:

Bashing The Bishop
Jerking Off
Beating Off
Choking The One Eyed Snake
and
Stroking The Salami

Do any high class gents like the ones that come on here know anymore? I asked some other people, real sick and dirty people though not at all like you class acts. lol Go on add to the list


(Inspired by a post in Life about Spanking The Monkey)

jim-hat wrote:
> You take the wrist when it's preoccupied.
> Say you are writing an essay or some tat, and then BAM, right here
> right now, or I'll slit you mofo.

*chokes on his coffee*

I blame him for the downfall of the forums...

Whats that... Cubists is homosexual?

*nods*

tossing the spam javelin

Right-o :S

You take the wrist when it's preoccupied.
Say you are writing an essay or some tat, and then BAM, right here right now, or I'll slit you mofo.

jim-hat wrote:
> RAPING THE WRIST

How the hell do you do it?

Um, visiting lady palm and her 5 daughters of paradise.

Errrm, rubbing your willy really long and hard :S

English_Bloke wrote:
> Ms NY wrote:
> Um.. W**kng? Why didn't you mention that one?
>
> Because he wanted you to talk dirty to him.

LMAO, good'en.

RAPING THE WRIST