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"Bashing The Bishop"

What other euphamisms are there regarding masturbation? So far I know:

Bashing The Bishop
Jerking Off
Beating Off
Choking The One Eyed Snake
and
Stroking The Salami

Do any high class gents like the ones that come on here know anymore? I asked some other people, real sick and dirty people though not at all like you class acts. lol Go on add to the list


(Inspired by a post in Life about Spanking The Monkey)

mjh is approaching 30

Jenni Aniston?! She's good although obviously not as good now as her earlier episodes of friends. Does anyone remember Melissa Joan Heart from a few years back? She must be about 22 now but when she was 18 she was fine. Eliza Dushku is the best though to quote my info teacher "She was foxy stuff"

i've got the aniston picture.

what!!
i have'nt said anything that hasn't already been said.
now about that smg picture.....

Pish, faked.

I have the real stash..

*mumbles and rocks back and forwards*

*runs*

*presses it up against screen and sticks finger up at Flockhart*

if you have a nude picture of smg you really should share it.
and yes you do look gay.

Cyclone wrote:
> Unjust Hero wrote:
> Whats that... Cubists is homosexual?
>
> *nods*
>
> That's what I thought!

*puts away picture of Sarah Michelle Gellar nude* How dare you!...*gets picture back out*

is it called that because all bishops are p***k's

Unjust Hero wrote:
> Whats that... Cubists is homosexual?
>
> *nods*

That's what I thought!