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What other euphamisms are there regarding masturbation? So far I know:
Bashing The Bishop
Jerking Off
Beating Off
Choking The One Eyed Snake
and
Stroking The Salami
Do any high class gents like the ones that come on here know anymore? I asked some other people, real sick and dirty people though not at all like you class acts. lol Go on add to the list
(Inspired by a post in Life about Spanking The Monkey)
Bashing The Bishop
Jerking Off
Beating Off
Choking The One Eyed Snake
and
Stroking The Salami
Do any high class gents like the ones that come on here know anymore? I asked some other people, real sick and dirty people though not at all like you class acts. lol Go on add to the list
(Inspired by a post in Life about Spanking The Monkey)
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monkey_man wrote:
> 5 knuckle shuffle
> Hand shandy
> Polishing the truncheon of love
> A solo concerto
> Shaking hands with Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters
> Robert Palmer
> The Peek-a-boo Cyclops
now how did i know you were going to know you were going to come up with a list.
> 5 knuckle shuffle
> Hand shandy
> Polishing the truncheon of love
> A solo concerto
> Shaking hands with Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters
> Robert Palmer
> The Peek-a-boo Cyclops
now how did i know you were going to know you were going to come up with a list.
5 knuckle shuffle
Hand shandy
Polishing the truncheon of love
A solo concerto
Shaking hands with Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters
Robert Palmer
The Peek-a-boo Cyclops
Hand shandy
Polishing the truncheon of love
A solo concerto
Shaking hands with Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters
Robert Palmer
The Peek-a-boo Cyclops
Hahahahaha!
Me neither! *zips up anorak, adjusts glasses, applies spot cream and munches lunch through braces*
English_Bloke wrote:
> Who would have thought this thread would end up filling up with horny
> frustrated nerds?
i'm not a nerd
> Who would have thought this thread would end up filling up with horny
> frustrated nerds?
i'm not a nerd
i'm not a great fan of blondes,except sarah chalke
Who would have thought this thread would end up filling up with horny frustrated nerds?
Hm I thought she was younger. Still hot though.
Cub!st wrote:
> WHAT!?!?! No way, that's more like Jennifer Aniston. I remember when
> Melissa Joan Heart played Clarissa and Sabrina The Teenage Witch on
> Nickelodean. Now I think about it though I was about 9 then and she
> was about 18 in the earlier episodes of Sabrina so you're probably
> right.
28 in april,i thought she was older
> WHAT!?!?! No way, that's more like Jennifer Aniston. I remember when
> Melissa Joan Heart played Clarissa and Sabrina The Teenage Witch on
> Nickelodean. Now I think about it though I was about 9 then and she
> was about 18 in the earlier episodes of Sabrina so you're probably
> right.
28 in april,i thought she was older
WHAT!?!?! No way, that's more like Jennifer Aniston. I remember when Melissa Joan Heart played Clarissa and Sabrina The Teenage Witch on Nickelodean. Now I think about it though I was about 9 then and she was about 18 in the earlier episodes of Sabrina so you're probably right.
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