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"Bashing The Bishop"

What other euphamisms are there regarding masturbation? So far I know:

Bashing The Bishop
Jerking Off
Beating Off
Choking The One Eyed Snake
and
Stroking The Salami

Do any high class gents like the ones that come on here know anymore? I asked some other people, real sick and dirty people though not at all like you class acts. lol Go on add to the list


(Inspired by a post in Life about Spanking The Monkey)

The Pump-Action Shotgun With Unlimited Ammo
The Puking Maggot
Dropping Your Potential Kids Off At The School

monkey_man wrote:

> Huh? This is probably the first topic about w**king I've ever posted
> in! Have I got a rep as some kind of internet perv, or something?

You mean you didnt know?

*Takes down internet site*

Flockhart wrote:
> ßulle††™ wrote:
> monkey_man wrote:
> I couldn't resist it (that's another one for the list, by the way)
>
> :D
>
> as certain as the earth going round the sun,put up a subject about
> w*****g and monkeyman will be there.

Huh? This is probably the first topic about w**king I've ever posted in! Have I got a rep as some kind of internet perv, or something?

Spunking it up the wall
Doing a white wee-wee
Would you like mayo with that?

ßulle††™ wrote:
> monkey_man wrote:
> I couldn't resist it (that's another one for the list, by the way)
>
> :D

as certain as the earth going round the sun,put up a subject about w*****g and monkeyman will be there.

Shlong.

Meaty Wang.

monkey_man wrote:
> I couldn't resist it (that's another one for the list, by the way)

:D

Ham Shank
Roger the Todger
Massaging the love-rod
Choke the chicken
Cleaning your pipes
Lightening the load

I couldn't resist it (that's another one for the list, by the way)