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I have some, but not enough.
What's the best thing about sh*gging 28 year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
What did Hitler say to his men before they got into their tanks?
"Get into your tanks men."
A man walks into an optician's in Warsaw.
The optician says, "Can you read the bottom line?"
The man says, "Hey!, that's my name."
Two atoms sitting at a bar.
The first one says "I've just lost an electron."
The second one says, "Are you sure?"
"Yep, I'm positive."
Two cows in a field.
First one says, "Moo."
Second says, "I was going to say that."
How does a dove ask for a piece of bread?
"Coo coo, can I have a piece of bread?"
What's the best thing about sh*gging 28 year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
What did Hitler say to his men before they got into their tanks?
"Get into your tanks men."
A man walks into an optician's in Warsaw.
The optician says, "Can you read the bottom line?"
The man says, "Hey!, that's my name."
Two atoms sitting at a bar.
The first one says "I've just lost an electron."
The second one says, "Are you sure?"
"Yep, I'm positive."
Two cows in a field.
First one says, "Moo."
Second says, "I was going to say that."
How does a dove ask for a piece of bread?
"Coo coo, can I have a piece of bread?"
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unknown kernel wrote:
> I have some, but not enough.
>
> What's the best thing about sh*gging 28 year-olds?
> There's twenty of them.
>
> What did Hitler say to his men before they got into their tanks?
> "Get into your tanks men."
>
> A man walks into an optician's in Warsaw.
> The optician says, "Can you read the bottom line?"
> The man says, "Hey!, that's my name."
>
> Two atoms sitting at a bar.
> The first one says "I've just lost an electron."
> The second one says, "Are you sure?"
> "Yep, I'm positive."
>
> Two cows in a field.
> First one says, "Moo."
> Second says, "I was going to say that."
>
> How does a dove ask for a piece of bread?
> "Coo coo, can I have a piece of bread?"
Oh crap I cant believe I actually laughed at some of those. Dear Lord Help me.
> I have some, but not enough.
>
> What's the best thing about sh*gging 28 year-olds?
> There's twenty of them.
>
> What did Hitler say to his men before they got into their tanks?
> "Get into your tanks men."
>
> A man walks into an optician's in Warsaw.
> The optician says, "Can you read the bottom line?"
> The man says, "Hey!, that's my name."
>
> Two atoms sitting at a bar.
> The first one says "I've just lost an electron."
> The second one says, "Are you sure?"
> "Yep, I'm positive."
>
> Two cows in a field.
> First one says, "Moo."
> Second says, "I was going to say that."
>
> How does a dove ask for a piece of bread?
> "Coo coo, can I have a piece of bread?"
Oh crap I cant believe I actually laughed at some of those. Dear Lord Help me.
H²O wrote:
> What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?
> Getting raped.
...and then finding a worm in your apple.
Deja vu all over again.
> What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?
> Getting raped.
...and then finding a worm in your apple.
Deja vu all over again.
What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?
Getting raped.
Getting raped.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To get to les autre side.
To get to les autre side.
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> "Why did the boy fall off his bike?
> Because someone threw a fridge at him."
>
> Amazing. I'm stealing it.
Back off boyo, it's mine!
You may borrow it...
> "Why did the boy fall off his bike?
> Because someone threw a fridge at him."
>
> Amazing. I'm stealing it.
Back off boyo, it's mine!
You may borrow it...
a good joke is that u r a very nice person
with great hair
get it ????//shoutout to fazz
with great hair
get it ????//shoutout to fazz
unknown kernel wrote:
> What did Hitler say to his men before they got into their tanks?
> "Get into your tanks men."
That's superb.
béSSánt ©opy®ight™ wrote:
> knock knock
> who's there?
> DR.
> DR. who?
> no i didn't say that!
...
> What did Hitler say to his men before they got into their tanks?
> "Get into your tanks men."
That's superb.
béSSánt ©opy®ight™ wrote:
> knock knock
> who's there?
> DR.
> DR. who?
> no i didn't say that!
...
Some scouse jokes for Virtuoso :
What do you call a scouser in a suit?
The accused
What do you get if you knock a scouser off a bike?
Your bike back
What do you call a scouser in a suit?
The accused
What do you get if you knock a scouser off a bike?
Your bike back
knock knock
who's there?
DR.
DR. who?
no i didn't say that!
who's there?
DR.
DR. who?
no i didn't say that!
if a fish get run over by a bus what is it now?
X-ray
a monster says "my sight isn't what it used to be i think i need new glasses"
the dentist says "you centanlly do!"
(now they get really bad)
why do vampires avoid arguments?
they hate to get cross
what did the doctor say to the vampire with acid indigestion?
stop drinking acid
the monster went to the doctor to complain about aplit personality
the doctor said "so which of you is paying"
i have a massive book named "the worlds worst joke book"
price on back £16.99 1000 pages worth of absolute rubbish jokes as you can see.
X-ray
a monster says "my sight isn't what it used to be i think i need new glasses"
the dentist says "you centanlly do!"
(now they get really bad)
why do vampires avoid arguments?
they hate to get cross
what did the doctor say to the vampire with acid indigestion?
stop drinking acid
the monster went to the doctor to complain about aplit personality
the doctor said "so which of you is paying"
i have a massive book named "the worlds worst joke book"
price on back £16.99 1000 pages worth of absolute rubbish jokes as you can see.
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