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"Feed me bad jokes"

I have some, but not enough.

What's the best thing about sh*gging 28 year-olds?
There's twenty of them.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got into their tanks?
"Get into your tanks men."

A man walks into an optician's in Warsaw.
The optician says, "Can you read the bottom line?"
The man says, "Hey!, that's my name."

Two atoms sitting at a bar.
The first one says "I've just lost an electron."
The second one says, "Are you sure?"
"Yep, I'm positive."

Two cows in a field.
First one says, "Moo."
Second says, "I was going to say that."

How does a dove ask for a piece of bread?
"Coo coo, can I have a piece of bread?"

What do you call a man with a spade? Doug.

What do you call a man without a spade? Douglas.

What do you call a man who knows about words? Dick Shunnery.

What do you call a man running to work? Mr. Bus.

What do you call a man ranting behind a desk? Michael Howard ;)

What do you call a girl standing between two houses?

Elaine.

Bullett, I think you're meant to tell jokes that you knew. Not the first 6 you could find on some joke site.

:-)

Fiery Salamander wrote:
> I got it as well :P


I'll believe you, thousands wouldn't ...

Q: What do you call someone as old as a politician after sitting in a desert for every year of their life?

A: A fossil!


Q: What has had so many different colours a chameleon can't blend with it?

A: Michael Jackson.


Two buckets of sick are walking through London. One of them stops and bursts into tears. The other one asks "Why are you crying?". The crying one says "This place reminds me of my childhood...I was brought up in this neighbourhood!"

Timmargh wrote:
> Timmargh wrote:
> Two parrots sat on a perch. One says: "Can you smell
> fish?"
>
> unknown kernel wrote:
> Brilliant.
>
>
> It's nice to see someone get it for a change!

I got it as well :P

Timmargh wrote:
> Two parrots sat on a perch. One says: "Can you smell fish?"

unknown kernel wrote:
> Brilliant.


It's nice to see someone get it for a change!

Timmargh wrote:
> Two parrots sat on a perch. One says: "Can you smell
> fish?"

Brilliant.

What is low to the ground and sleeps all the time?

John Prescott ;)

What's pink and hard?
A pig with a knife.


What's pink and hard in the mornings?
The Financial Times crossword.