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I have some, but not enough.
What's the best thing about sh*gging 28 year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
What did Hitler say to his men before they got into their tanks?
"Get into your tanks men."
A man walks into an optician's in Warsaw.
The optician says, "Can you read the bottom line?"
The man says, "Hey!, that's my name."
Two atoms sitting at a bar.
The first one says "I've just lost an electron."
The second one says, "Are you sure?"
"Yep, I'm positive."
Two cows in a field.
First one says, "Moo."
Second says, "I was going to say that."
How does a dove ask for a piece of bread?
"Coo coo, can I have a piece of bread?"
What's the best thing about sh*gging 28 year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
What did Hitler say to his men before they got into their tanks?
"Get into your tanks men."
A man walks into an optician's in Warsaw.
The optician says, "Can you read the bottom line?"
The man says, "Hey!, that's my name."
Two atoms sitting at a bar.
The first one says "I've just lost an electron."
The second one says, "Are you sure?"
"Yep, I'm positive."
Two cows in a field.
First one says, "Moo."
Second says, "I was going to say that."
How does a dove ask for a piece of bread?
"Coo coo, can I have a piece of bread?"
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I have some, but not enough.
What's the best thing about sh*gging 28 year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
What did Hitler say to his men before they got into their tanks?
"Get into your tanks men."
A man walks into an optician's in Warsaw.
The optician says, "Can you read the bottom line?"
The man says, "Hey!, that's my name."
Two atoms sitting at a bar.
The first one says "I've just lost an electron."
The second one says, "Are you sure?"
"Yep, I'm positive."
Two cows in a field.
First one says, "Moo."
Second says, "I was going to say that."
How does a dove ask for a piece of bread?
"Coo coo, can I have a piece of bread?"
What's the best thing about sh*gging 28 year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
What did Hitler say to his men before they got into their tanks?
"Get into your tanks men."
A man walks into an optician's in Warsaw.
The optician says, "Can you read the bottom line?"
The man says, "Hey!, that's my name."
Two atoms sitting at a bar.
The first one says "I've just lost an electron."
The second one says, "Are you sure?"
"Yep, I'm positive."
Two cows in a field.
First one says, "Moo."
Second says, "I was going to say that."
How does a dove ask for a piece of bread?
"Coo coo, can I have a piece of bread?"
Ho ho, they're so bad they're still funny!
Said this the other day, but still funny:
What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics?
Having legs that work.
What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics?
Having legs that work.
Paddy and Murphy sitting on the floor.
Paddy fell off.
What's the difference between a woman and a terrorist?
You can reason with a terrorist.
What did the 3 old ladies do when a flasher exposed himself?
2 of them had a stroke, the 3rd couldn't reach
Paddy fell off.
What's the difference between a woman and a terrorist?
You can reason with a terrorist.
What did the 3 old ladies do when a flasher exposed himself?
2 of them had a stroke, the 3rd couldn't reach
What's Osama Bin Laden's favourite flavour of crisp?
Plain.
An 11 year old told me that one. Nothing to do with me.
Plain.
An 11 year old told me that one. Nothing to do with me.
Why did Elvis cross the road?
To get to the other sideburns.
To get to the other sideburns.
Blank wrote:
> Why did Elvis cross the road?
> To get to the other sideburns.
Bwhahahahahha. Thats a class one!
> Why did Elvis cross the road?
> To get to the other sideburns.
Bwhahahahahha. Thats a class one!
Made it up on the spot. It's a case of "It's so bad it's actually good", I think.
What did the carpet say to the floor?
Don't move - I've got you covered.
Why don't matches play baseball?
One strike, and they're out.
Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?
Because snakes make lots of strikes.
What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?
Windshield vipers.
What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats?
A slurpent.
What kind of snake is good at building things?
A boa constructor.
What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?
His and Hearse.
Why did the boy fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
Don't move - I've got you covered.
Why don't matches play baseball?
One strike, and they're out.
Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?
Because snakes make lots of strikes.
What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?
Windshield vipers.
What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats?
A slurpent.
What kind of snake is good at building things?
A boa constructor.
What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?
His and Hearse.
Why did the boy fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
"Why did the boy fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a fridge at him."
Amazing. I'm stealing it.
Because someone threw a fridge at him."
Amazing. I'm stealing it.
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