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Following on from that 'what is worst news' topic, i've just come up with something rather interesting.
Given a choice of only these 6, which would you prefer?
Death by Heat? (fire n' stuff)
Death by Cold? (snow, ice)
Death by Drowning?
Death by Suffocation?
Death by 10-Ton weight?
Death by Firing Squad? (shotgun up the nostril)
My answer is death by firing squad. Quick, no-nonsense, plus to get a death sentence like that I'd have had to have done something rather fun!
Given a choice of only these 6, which would you prefer?
Death by Heat? (fire n' stuff)
Death by Cold? (snow, ice)
Death by Drowning?
Death by Suffocation?
Death by 10-Ton weight?
Death by Firing Squad? (shotgun up the nostril)
My answer is death by firing squad. Quick, no-nonsense, plus to get a death sentence like that I'd have had to have done something rather fun!
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Nah.
Jumping off the tallest building around = the best.
You can have a bit of fun before you die. So some flips, bang on a few windows, then ... splat.
Nice mess.
As long as you don't land ON anyone.
Although landing near them will give them some kind of experience, and they'll strive to make their lives better. Or think it looks like fun, and have a go themselves.
Jumping off the tallest building around = the best.
You can have a bit of fun before you die. So some flips, bang on a few windows, then ... splat.
Nice mess.
As long as you don't land ON anyone.
Although landing near them will give them some kind of experience, and they'll strive to make their lives better. Or think it looks like fun, and have a go themselves.
spontainious human combustion - now thats a way to go
> Given a choice of only these 6, which would you prefer?
> Death by Heat? (fire n' stuff)
This would hurt like hell (pun intended) and is probably the worst way to die I could imagine. Your nerve endings would register pain you can hardly imagine, before they were completely destroyed. You'd die screaming in terrible agony, and would perhaps die of the pain itself rather than the burns.
> Death by Cold? (snow, ice)
Horrible but relatively painless. Once you stop shivering, your muscles will stop working. Your flesh will begin to freeze and you will lose all feeling. By the time you can't move anymore your core temperature will be so low, you'll be unconscious. You won't know anything about your death.
> Death by Drowning?
Very frightening but pretty quick I would imagine. All it takes is one lungful of water (several gulps) and you would almost immediately become unconscious, suffering brain damage within minutes and would be dead pretty quickly.
> Death by Suffocation?
Same as drowning really, but without the swallowing of water. May take longer than drowning, depending on the circumstances.
> Death by 10-Ton weight?
Great way to die, you wouldn't know a damn thing about it. The last thing you'd hear is your skull shattering.
> Death by Firing Squad? (shotgun up the nostril)
Which is to be? A firing squad aim for the chest - you may be alive for several minutes in great pain. Shotgun up the nostril would end your life instantly, assuming you didn't just blow your face off.
If I had to choose, I'd say being in the epicenter of a nuclear explosion, you'd be vaporised in milliseconds.
> Death by Heat? (fire n' stuff)
This would hurt like hell (pun intended) and is probably the worst way to die I could imagine. Your nerve endings would register pain you can hardly imagine, before they were completely destroyed. You'd die screaming in terrible agony, and would perhaps die of the pain itself rather than the burns.
> Death by Cold? (snow, ice)
Horrible but relatively painless. Once you stop shivering, your muscles will stop working. Your flesh will begin to freeze and you will lose all feeling. By the time you can't move anymore your core temperature will be so low, you'll be unconscious. You won't know anything about your death.
> Death by Drowning?
Very frightening but pretty quick I would imagine. All it takes is one lungful of water (several gulps) and you would almost immediately become unconscious, suffering brain damage within minutes and would be dead pretty quickly.
> Death by Suffocation?
Same as drowning really, but without the swallowing of water. May take longer than drowning, depending on the circumstances.
> Death by 10-Ton weight?
Great way to die, you wouldn't know a damn thing about it. The last thing you'd hear is your skull shattering.
> Death by Firing Squad? (shotgun up the nostril)
Which is to be? A firing squad aim for the chest - you may be alive for several minutes in great pain. Shotgun up the nostril would end your life instantly, assuming you didn't just blow your face off.
If I had to choose, I'd say being in the epicenter of a nuclear explosion, you'd be vaporised in milliseconds.
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> I bet that would hurt. Being frozen alive.
not really, once shivering stops, the flesh begins to freeze and die, the nerves go completely numb, and finally you would have no feeling at all. By this time you'd be unconscious. I think it'd be a pretty painless way to die, horrible but painless.
> I bet that would hurt. Being frozen alive.
not really, once shivering stops, the flesh begins to freeze and die, the nerves go completely numb, and finally you would have no feeling at all. By this time you'd be unconscious. I think it'd be a pretty painless way to die, horrible but painless.
I bet that would hurt. Being frozen alive.
hmm cannabalism has been in the news latly same it's not on the list darn!
guess the frezing will do that way i can be discovered as a great explorer when some hovercar from the future finds me 200 years later and i will be framed in the museum!
or if i was frozen in a freezer then i would be called a dumb twirp and people would laugh at me (nothing new).
which relgiion are we talking about, because some belive we get reicarnated others think we go to heaven.
nah there both lyes we get broken down by micro-organisms don't we??? (worried look)
FREEZE ME! FREEZE ME!
guess the frezing will do that way i can be discovered as a great explorer when some hovercar from the future finds me 200 years later and i will be framed in the museum!
or if i was frozen in a freezer then i would be called a dumb twirp and people would laugh at me (nothing new).
which relgiion are we talking about, because some belive we get reicarnated others think we go to heaven.
nah there both lyes we get broken down by micro-organisms don't we??? (worried look)
FREEZE ME! FREEZE ME!
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*cough*
*cough*
peacefully in my sleep like grandad, not like the passengers in his car
Death by IBM, please.
"Executivus obsoletus"
"Executivus obsoletus"
Death by ICBM please.
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