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"Lobsters are not red (some can be though)"

Just saw a Simpsons episode with a red lobster and after asking several people it seems a lot of people think all lobsters are red, they even think shrimp are too (well pinky) and crabs (the only red crabs i've seen are the tiny ones that move in their millions)

Lobsters come in a variety of colors besides the usual blue-green (their shells only turn red when they are boiled), including blue, yellow, red, and white. Some even come in two colors, having half of their shell one color and the other half a totally different color.

Such pointless trivia.

kittworld wrote:
> True, however your comment having been made publicly was intended to
> cause me offense. Which you'll find is a definition of the word
> insult. You'll also find that your valuation of me can too be defined
> as an act of arrogance.

I wasn't insulting anyone. It's not an insult really if it's faily accurate, and you take offence at it clearly of your own accord, not mine.

As for arrogance, again, that comes down to whether you believe I was purposefully attempting to belittle you in order to demonstrate my superiority, or simply informing you that I have a very low opinion of you.

Finally, a battle of 'wits', as you put it, wouldn't be much contest, as your utter lack of wit led me to make my original comments.

Well, its a bit of a stupid thing to post, its like if i posted a thread saying "Snow is cold. It is formed from frozen rain drops" as if to say people dont know..

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H²O wrote:
> kittworld wrote:
> H²O wrote:
> You useless waste of space.
>
> Im sure every one knew that. Even my dog knows that.
>
> Arent you the Michael Jackson loving fan, so retarded you cant even
> spell his name? ;)
>
> You're comparing my poor spelling to your lack of common sense?
> You fool.
>
> I got the e and the a mixed round in Michael. It's an easy mistake, i
> wouldnt quite say retarded.
>
> An insult to those with actual mental problems there. But not to me.

Perhaps my comment was a bit harsh but I can only say in my defense that you threw the first stone.

Insane Bartender wrote:
> That's where we differ. Yours was an insult, mine was a valuation of
> you as a person.

True, however your comment having been made publicly was intended to cause me offense. Which you'll find is a definition of the word insult. You'll also find that your valuation of me can too be defined as an act of arrogance.

Now - we can continue this little battle of wits if you insist however I've more important things to do.

kittworld wrote:
> H²O wrote:
> You useless waste of space.
>
> Im sure every one knew that. Even my dog knows that.
>
> Arent you the Michael Jackson loving fan, so retarded you cant even
> spell his name? ;)

You're comparing my poor spelling to your lack of common sense?
You fool.

I got the e and the a mixed round in Michael. It's an easy mistake, i wouldnt quite say retarded.

An insult to those with actual mental problems there. But not to me.

I can guess the rest .....

Did you about the lady and the hermit crab?

He started out back but then he grew bigger and...no, that's not going to be funny.

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> It'd be funny to drop one in the bath with someone.
>
> *chuckles to self about imaginary scenario*
>
> Of course, that'd just be animal cruelty.

Did you hear about the lady and the lobster???

If you have eugggggggghhh!! If not - i will not explain it will get me banned. Ask pinko the fail beast

It'd be funny to drop one in the bath with someone.

*chuckles to self about imaginary scenario*

Of course, that'd just be animal cruelty.

Yea they do... thats funny.

I think they bit dangerous have to be careful what you have with them. They'd only hurt me if I was propper goin at it other wise it be too scared i think