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> until somebody takes pity and takes you out behind the barn.
Belldandy wrote:
> Take yourself out behind the barn more like.
See, this is the kind of stupid almost-insult that makes people laugh at you. You can't just return everything hit at you without thinking - most of the time it will not make sense. This is one of those times. If you really don't give a damn, then stop with the quasi-hurtful comments and post in another thread.
Good little Fiiiiishy
"I shall call you Squishy and you shall be my Squishy."
"Nice little Ignatious"
Explain it then. C'mon Captain Fantastic, tell me what I meant by that.
Oh, and Google ain't gonna help you one little bit.
And how am I disillusioned? This I have to hear, and I hope it's as hurtful and cutting as "middle aged"
And, to use your logic directed at Snuggly, if I'm sad etc then what does that make you for responding?
You may try and shrug it off, but you always do and always will respond.
Until you get huffy and run away.
> Yes
> *slow clap*
> You totally showed me!!!!eleven
> See, being spanked like a naughty big-eared farmboy and then saying
> "Aha didn't even hurt!" doesn't actually mean you aren't
> looking stoopid now does it Ignatious?
> We can do this all night if you want to, but your lack of perception
> in humour/sarcasm/irony/shame means you'll end up hunched in a corner
> with your hands over your ears keening "la la la can't hear you
> la la la" until somebody takes pity and takes you out behind the
> barn.
>
> Besides, I thought you didn't read what I wrote?
> Hmmmmmmmm?
> This is like watching a mongoloid boxer, you feel bad but damned if
> it isn't funny.
ReAlLY? ThATS aN aCTiVe ImAGInatiON YoU HaVE TheyRe?
At the end of the day you're a disillusioned middle aged bloke whose sunday night is spent attempting put downs on people who really couldn't give one (nice little Ignatious thing BTW but to little end), across the internet. And you think you are the one having a laugh? Take yourself out behind the barn more like.
*slow clap*
You totally showed me!!!!eleven
See, being spanked like a naughty big-eared farmboy and then saying "Aha didn't even hurt!" doesn't actually mean you aren't looking stoopid now does it Ignatious?
We can do this all night if you want to, but your lack of perception in humour/sarcasm/irony/shame means you'll end up hunched in a corner with your hands over your ears keening "la la la can't hear you la la la" until somebody takes pity and takes you out behind the barn.
Besides, I thought you didn't read what I wrote?
Hmmmmmmmm?
This is like watching a mongoloid boxer, you feel bad but damned if it isn't funny.
> It's totally beyond your understanding isn't it? Still I guess the
> years of smoking are taking their toll eh? That's smoking for you.
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Yes, that's right.
My smoking is the reason you completely fail to percieve humour/sarcasm.
Read it back. Slowly.
It may help to repeat the "laser-eyed monster chickens or something" line to yourself several times - if moving your lips whilst running your finger under the words on the monitor helps, feel free to do so - and then congratulate yourself on passing "Self-awareness 101".
There will be a buffet lunch and light refreshments served in the interlude.
> So take your time, post a witty retort (utilising sentiments/language
> cribbed from myself or Light) and then enjoy watching another
> Japanese cartoon abour dragon rape and laser-eyed monster chickens or
> something.
That's some f**ked up anime you've been watching if that's what you think it is.
It's totally beyond your understanding isn't it? Still I guess the years of smoking are taking their toll eh? That's smoking for you.
But I cannot understand your "I'm leaving/I'm back/I don't care/I'll reply to each and every criticism/I don't care/I'm leaving/I'm back" cycle.
It prevents you from being taken seriously, and you crave that - otherwise why you do constantly cry "unfair!" and run away, only to return?
You've said yourself that there are "better forums with less idiots and less idiot topics", so why continue if you don't care/dislike it so much?
It's retarded. As is your affected nonchalance and attempts at put-downs.
Because you don't have any of your own. No humour, no understanding of irony (apparently C&C Generals is ironic, but you can't explain how), a complete misunderstanding of topics (my "Branding" as the last example), a willingness to argue a topic with zero knowledge of the subject, the absolutely hysterical screaming cryfest you had with the "IBi s guilty!!" episode, being too stupid to know the difference between libel & slander etc etc etc etc.
Face it Bell, you're a 3rd rate "baiter", a weak debater and so full of righteous self-importance that you can't understand why people laugh at you.
I *know* I'm an ass, that's the difference.
You may think you're Big Blue, but you're the only one.
So take your time, post a witty retort (utilising sentiments/language cribbed from myself or Light) and then enjoy watching another Japanese cartoon abour dragon rape and laser-eyed monster chickens or something.
Ta-ra!
But hey, have fun and all.
I thought you only came in here to "bait certain users"?
You can't keep away can you Bell? And within a month, you'll scream and leave again for another 2 weeks.
Desperate.