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"I hit a young child this evening at work"

Well, in a way.

I was folding up an empty cardboard box and went to put it in the trolley with the rest of it. I wasn't looking and smacked the kid a belter... I turned and look to see the child and his mother looking at me in shock/disgust. I tried to say sorry but really wanted to laugh so it came out in this really high pitched voice.

And also a stupid old woman smashed a glass bottle and the drunk woman in the wheel chair came back, I could see her head appear through the aisles from time to time. I work in a hospital shop by the by with old woman as volunteer workers.

La la la

I also played on the trolleys, I'm in charge.

Snot came out my nose because I laughed

I nearly made a girl cry by saying I wouldn't let her wear my hat because she may have nits.

Nah, I'm only kidding. Beastiality is probably the worst I've seen.

Going back on topic, I once made a boy cry by shouting at him with a chip-box puppet on my hand. oops.

i meant consider, obviously.

No really, I'm sure there were animals as well.

I'm not going to even sonsider asking you Grix.

;)

I've seen worse.

I can't, it was bondage and urine and excrement and AAARRRRGGGH a big filthy gang bang thing.

Shocked to the core I was

I thought it was from a friend and the worst picture imaginable appeared