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"I hit a young child this evening at work"

Well, in a way.

I was folding up an empty cardboard box and went to put it in the trolley with the rest of it. I wasn't looking and smacked the kid a belter... I turned and look to see the child and his mother looking at me in shock/disgust. I tried to say sorry but really wanted to laugh so it came out in this really high pitched voice.

And also a stupid old woman smashed a glass bottle and the drunk woman in the wheel chair came back, I could see her head appear through the aisles from time to time. I work in a hospital shop by the by with old woman as volunteer workers.

La la la

I also played on the trolleys, I'm in charge.

I imagine it with scary eyes and a funny looking Grix making noises and shaking his hand about

Grix Thraves wrote:

> Going back on topic, I once made a boy cry by shouting at him with a
> chip-box puppet on my hand. oops.

Please can you draw me a picture of the puppet. I really need to see it...

> SHEEPY wrote:
> *remembers an e-mail*
>
> AAAARRRRRGGGGHH NOOOO

I think i saw that one, the one where a woman was squatting over a man's mouth while doing a dump?

Heh. I've never hit anyone at work (yet...), but I saw one guy give his kid a proper black-eye, only a couple of months ago...

We'd loaded on some timber he wanted, and then had to go down the bottom of the yard to get the rest of it. He asked me where we were going next, and so, I pointed. Then, he goes, "What, over there?", while launching his right-arm out at full-stretch and *WHACK!* "OWW!! " - his kid was holding his eye, crying his little eyes out! :D


God... I don't know how I managed to hold most of that laughter inside of me - I really don't!! But at least the dad was the same, and he, too, saw the funny side of it, so he didn't mind too much when I did let myself go, a little bit. :)


It's one of those classic moments that can make a crappy day at work seem so-much better - like the time when someone fell in the treatment plant and was trying to dry his tanalysed trousers in the microave! :D

HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> She asked for it
>
> 'Excuse me, English_Child, can you please refuse to lend me your hat
> because you assume I have nits?'
>
> 'Yes.'
>
>
> That's what happened, wasn't it?


LMAO!

Whatever

English_Bloke wrote:
> She asked for it

'Excuse me, English_Child, can you please refuse to lend me your hat because you assume I have nits?'

'Yes.'


That's what happened, wasn't it?

She asked for it

English_Bloke wrote:
> I nearly made a girl cry by saying I wouldn't let her wear my hat
> because she may have nits.


Now thats uncalled for!

heh