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"I hit a young child this evening at work"

Well, in a way.

I was folding up an empty cardboard box and went to put it in the trolley with the rest of it. I wasn't looking and smacked the kid a belter... I turned and look to see the child and his mother looking at me in shock/disgust. I tried to say sorry but really wanted to laugh so it came out in this really high pitched voice.

And also a stupid old woman smashed a glass bottle and the drunk woman in the wheel chair came back, I could see her head appear through the aisles from time to time. I work in a hospital shop by the by with old woman as volunteer workers.

La la la

I also played on the trolleys, I'm in charge.

I haven't had a posting spell here for ages

Ahhhh memories

Lie her.

I remember I urinated on a fire once

White smoke I tells thee

Ahh, the advantages of being a male. I love to urinate on my travels

And they can't aim so it creates a loop in the air

I think it's the facial expression. Men can smile while going, women can't, they have to concentrate.

Anti-Small boy-unrinating-devices work wonders, I've heard.

And they'd need to be squatting

*washes mind with soap*

you don't get statues with girls answering the call of nature.

why?

I guess, because it'd be derrrty.

Mo I mevar