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"What an unbelievable moron"

http://www.nypost.com/seven/ 12292003/business/14640.htm

GTA is now 'digital snuff porn' according to this writer for the New York Post. Check it out, it's actually very amusing in a Daily Mail, red-faced angry parent kind of way.

Craziest Col! wrote:
> My favourite part so far is when it says:
>
> spectacles such as c*ck fighting and dwarf throwing
>
> I want to downlaod some dwarf throwing videos RIGHT NOW!!!

Damn, nothigns coming up on kazaa.

*sobs*

Mattribute wrote:
> Speaking of utter retards...
>
> joking, Col.

wouldn't bother me if you wasn't.

...bludgeon her

Anyone?

Speaking of utter retards...

joking, Col.

My favourite part so far is when it says:

spectacles such as c*ck fighting and dwarf throwing

I want to downlaod some dwarf throwing videos RIGHT NOW!!!

OK. I'm slightly confused by this.

Is he trying to sell the game, or what?

Here are the selling points:

"So your mission is to get your drugs and your money back - by committing as many violent, homicidal crimes as you can possibly think up"

"You can machine-gun them, beat them with baseball bats, chop them up with machetes or run them over with stolen cars"

"And when you do, everything will look INCREDIBILY and SHOCKINGLY REAL, with blood spewing everywhere"

"You can kill a cop, steal his gun, and then use it to shoot someone else. Or you can pick up a prostitute and have sex with her in the back of your stolen car, then beat her to death - or shoot her, bludgeon her, whatever you want."

"In fact, "whatever you want" is what the game is all about. Thanks to its ARTFUL and COMPLEX programming and its ICREDIBILY REALISTIC GRAPHICS, the game creates the impression of being inside a totally unscripted, live-action drama in which you can manufacture your mayhem as you go along"

Nice letter Snuggly, you should make a Michael Moore-esque film:

Blowing(limbs off) for Chelmsford


Whilst alternatively Goatboy could make

Boning for Columbine.

A biography on his man-hooker ways.

He sounds surprised that a game as killing in it? I guess games like Doom, Half-life, Quake, Matrix etc... are all going to make us all well behaved while GTA is going to turn us into murderers, pathetic.

You would think by what they write is that games causes violence but over the last three thousand years there as always been war and bloodshed.

Such films like Gladiator and Bravehart are full of bloodshed because thats what it was like in them times but oh no people don't think about that do they, they just point the finger like the ignorant morons they are.

Mattribute wrote:
> and shouldn't the parents be to blame for 14 and 16 year olds playing
> an 18 game?

Yup.

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> ***
>
> What a jackass.

If he has the guts to reply, make sure you post that up here too. It'd make an amusing read.