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Can somebody tell me what the hell Viewtiful Joe is about cos it was given 90% from Gamesmaster, please tell me what its about, i haven't a clue?!!!
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Are you really that stupid? Not only does the game look superb, but it is. Find me four games released in the past 3 months that are better and I'll give you a medal.
You can all laugh and mock but my reasons are valid. The characters are disproportionate, it rips off a tv show for 5 years olds that I hated when I was 5 anyway and it makes you feel like a voyuer while playing. I can think of a LOT of other games that are a lot better than that crap and in this case I don't want to play so I'm not going to. I probably should at least try it but some things just don't deserve a chance and this is one of them.
How you can all play such a poor looking and style of game I'll never know.
How you can all play such a poor looking and style of game I'll never know.
Cubist wrote:
> I played watched a mate of mine play the demo of this game aaaaages
> ago and I can honestly say that when offered to play I declined and
> don't regret it. It looked SHOCKINGLY bad! The main character looked
> like he had insanely disproportionate legs which is just weird, he
> gets his powers by saying a catch phrase and turning into a lycra
> clad hero. Seriously why doesn't he just say "Go go fecking
> power rangers". Grr so crap. And what's with the voyeuristic
> style of gameplay? You constantly follow your character around while
> looking through trees or other items that gives a strange voyueristic
> feel. It just looks terrible.
Haha.
Well done Cubist.
"The game looks crap because of its style, and I'm not even going to bother playing to find out of it's any good."
*Applauds*
> I played watched a mate of mine play the demo of this game aaaaages
> ago and I can honestly say that when offered to play I declined and
> don't regret it. It looked SHOCKINGLY bad! The main character looked
> like he had insanely disproportionate legs which is just weird, he
> gets his powers by saying a catch phrase and turning into a lycra
> clad hero. Seriously why doesn't he just say "Go go fecking
> power rangers". Grr so crap. And what's with the voyeuristic
> style of gameplay? You constantly follow your character around while
> looking through trees or other items that gives a strange voyueristic
> feel. It just looks terrible.
Haha.
Well done Cubist.
"The game looks crap because of its style, and I'm not even going to bother playing to find out of it's any good."
*Applauds*
Cubist wrote:
> I played watched a mate of mine play the demo of this game aaaaages
> ago and I can honestly say that when offered to play I declined and
> don't regret it. It looked SHOCKINGLY bad! The main character looked
> like he had insanely disproportionate legs which is just weird, he
> gets his powers by saying a catch phrase and turning into a lycra
> clad hero. Seriously why doesn't he just say "Go go fecking
> power rangers". Grr so crap. And what's with the voyeuristic
> style of gameplay? You constantly follow your character around while
> looking through trees or other items that gives a strange voyueristic
> feel. It just looks terrible.
>
> Well that was my rant of the day lol :P
*slap*
it looked bad because the main characters legs were disproportionate??
worst. reason. ever.
that's as bad as the guy on RI:SE who said it was "probably bad, judging by the cover".
your whole post says "this game is bad because it does things most games don't". it's stylised dude, hence the costumes and the catchphrases.
rent it. play it. love it. it's ace.
> I played watched a mate of mine play the demo of this game aaaaages
> ago and I can honestly say that when offered to play I declined and
> don't regret it. It looked SHOCKINGLY bad! The main character looked
> like he had insanely disproportionate legs which is just weird, he
> gets his powers by saying a catch phrase and turning into a lycra
> clad hero. Seriously why doesn't he just say "Go go fecking
> power rangers". Grr so crap. And what's with the voyeuristic
> style of gameplay? You constantly follow your character around while
> looking through trees or other items that gives a strange voyueristic
> feel. It just looks terrible.
>
> Well that was my rant of the day lol :P
*slap*
it looked bad because the main characters legs were disproportionate??
worst. reason. ever.
that's as bad as the guy on RI:SE who said it was "probably bad, judging by the cover".
your whole post says "this game is bad because it does things most games don't". it's stylised dude, hence the costumes and the catchphrases.
rent it. play it. love it. it's ace.
why don't you friggin rent it and find out if its worth 90%
Cubist wrote:
> I played watched a mate of mine
Yeah.
Anyway, I’ve never seen such a bigger example of Cubist being a ball-licker than that below.
> I played watched a mate of mine
Yeah.
Anyway, I’ve never seen such a bigger example of Cubist being a ball-licker than that below.
Insane Bartender wrote:
> People don't like it because it's a scrolling beat-em-up and you can't
> go around a fully 3D environment (!!!1231) and hit hookers in the
> knees with a baseball bat and use cheats to make tanks fall out of
> the sky.
Go to the cheat menu and type "PLEASEIWANTTOCHEATASIMTOCRAPATGAMESTOPLAYNORMALLY" to get those cheats.
> People don't like it because it's a scrolling beat-em-up and you can't
> go around a fully 3D environment (!!!1231) and hit hookers in the
> knees with a baseball bat and use cheats to make tanks fall out of
> the sky.
Go to the cheat menu and type "PLEASEIWANTTOCHEATASIMTOCRAPATGAMESTOPLAYNORMALLY" to get those cheats.
People don't like it because it's a scrolling beat-em-up and you can't go around a fully 3D environment (!!!1231) and hit hookers in the knees with a baseball bat and use cheats to make tanks fall out of the sky.
Hmm, never heard of it before, and just checked out a couple of movies. Looks quite good in an insane sort of way :)
Gamecubeguy wrote:
> Can somebody tell me what the hell Viewtiful Joe is about cos it was
> given 90% from Gamesmaster, please tell me what its about, i haven't
> a clue?!!!
Are you really that stupid? You buy a magazine just for the review scores (and probably the cheats - even though Gamesmaster cheats are about as reliable as Valley Lines trains) but you don't actually read the reviews?
> Can somebody tell me what the hell Viewtiful Joe is about cos it was
> given 90% from Gamesmaster, please tell me what its about, i haven't
> a clue?!!!
Are you really that stupid? You buy a magazine just for the review scores (and probably the cheats - even though Gamesmaster cheats are about as reliable as Valley Lines trains) but you don't actually read the reviews?
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