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"Viewtiful Joe? What the hell......."

Can somebody tell me what the hell Viewtiful Joe is about cos it was given 90% from Gamesmaster, please tell me what its about, i haven't a clue?!!!

Azul wrote:
> Edgy wrote:
> even though Gamesmaster cheats are about as reliable as Valley Lines
> train
>
> I don't get it.
> Is that a Welsh joke?

Depends how you mean that question...

Yes, the statement was a joke, for Valley Lines can't keep a service running on time if their jobs depended upon it.

And Valley Lines as a whole is a joke.

I'm going to type this nice and clearly for you Rickoss so you can understand. No I can't form an opinion on the entire game because I haven't played it but then again I've not commented on any aspects of the game that require me to play it. I've not talked about gameplay, plot or anything like that just aspects I could see and hear which I hated and allowed me to form a partial opinion on it. God don't get your knickers in a twist :P

Erm, how can you have an opinion of soemthign you haven't played? There's a difference between having an opinion and just being an idiot. Forinstance, people who think they're 'clever' by saying it's their opinion that dogs have 3 legs.

I could say a whole load of games are crap that I haven't played. But I haven't played them. SO my opinion would be pointless.

You're funny Rickoss. I'm 16 if you must know :P

Cubist wrote:
> it rips off a tv show for 5 years olds that I
> hated when I was 5 anyway

Does that mean you're 10?

Rickoss wrote:
> Ah yes, I should obviously know you have a console, because I read
> every single reply and topic you've ever posted. The fact that you
> disregard it because it looks 'rubbish' (which it doesn't) just shows
> you're a complete and utter fool. It's the most unique game you'll
> ever play, the graphics, sound and storyline all add to the brilliant
> feel of the game.
>
> As for actual gameplay, it's easily one of the most fun-to-play games
> of the year. No one says you should play it, just don't be such a
> retard.

You are the one being superbly retarded. You are making overblown generalisations as if it is the opinion of everyone within the world or as if your opinion is the only one that counts. Obviously other people have contrary beliefs to yours you've just got to accept it idiot. "it looks 'rubbish' (which is doesn't)" I mean come on?!?! You think one thing i think another. Live with it weirdo:P Even if you say something like "Ohh lots of people agree with me though" it doesn't change the fact that I have different views and you are being ignorant to simply dismiss them and try and assert yours as fact...idiot. I may not have played it but everything i've commented on has been my opinion and you can't change that :P

Cubist wrote:
> You can all laugh and mock but my reasons are valid. The characters
> are disproportionate, it rips off a tv show for 5 years olds that I
> hated when I was 5 anyway and it makes you feel like a voyuer while
> playing. I can think of a LOT of other games that are a lot better
> than that crap and in this case I don't want to play so I'm not going
> to. I probably should at least try it but some things just don't
> deserve a chance and this is one of them.
>
> How you can all play such a poor looking and style of game I'll never
> know.
****

All that made me laugh.

But only because in my mind, I replaced all the words with;
"A-gobble gobble gobble, blab blab"

Edgy wrote:
> even though Gamesmaster cheats are about as reliable as Valley Lines train

I don't get it.
Is that a Welsh joke?

Ah yes, I should obviously know you have a console, because I read every single reply and topic you've ever posted. The fact that you disregard it because it looks 'rubbish' (which it doesn't) just shows you're a complete and utter fool. It's the most unique game you'll ever play, the graphics, sound and storyline all add to the brilliant feel of the game.

As for actual gameplay, it's easily one of the most fun-to-play games of the year. No one says you should play it, just don't be such a retard.

You do realise that you are telling me NOT to rate games without playing them yet you want me to find great games despite the fact I don't even have a console. Kind of contradicting yourself there. As for whether or not you believe it is good or not well you must remember what is good and what is not is in the eye of the beholder. And from what I beheld it looked shockingly bad and gave me a headached just trying to look at the blob like character through some trees as it spouted off a terrible catch phrase every now and again.