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I would be Henry Hill from Goodfellas, because he had the respect of everyone, and could pretty much do what he wanted.
> No, Darth Vader captains the Executor.
"And then he folds back his black visage to reveal a crusty old white man!"
Now I want to be Hooper X, or Banksy!
"They're saying that inside every black man is a white guy!"
"But isn't that true?"
*bang*
"Black rage!!!"
P.S. The hetero equivalent.
Walking about roughing it in the wild would totally rock. And he can smash Orc skulls with the best of them.
> Bill Foster from Falling Down.
>
> 'And now you're gonna die wearing that silly hat - how does it feel?'
Need I say more?
> Can't remember the name, but it would be John Cusack's character in
> "Grosse Pointe Blank".
Martin Q Blank - I was gonna say him, too, and for the same reasons.
Or Gandalf from Lord Of The Rings because he kicks the Balrog's ass.
Or Corbin Dallas from The Fifth Element because he's funny, cool and slips it to Milla Jovovich's character.