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"Pre-Party Post"

I always tend to hang around here before I go to a party, I think it relaxes me.

Anyway I'm not going to go on about "OMG OMG wot shud I wear", you dont care and nor do I. No. I wanted to know if other people wait until 5 minutes before going out to get dressed to go out (if that makes sense)

I'm not here naked like Djerrud is, just wearing my household attire (stuff not worthy of gracing the outside world).

Also, how many units of alcohol does it take the average person to get drunk? I have a bottle of rum (white rum, not old man rum) and 4 breezers (I hear you laugh, pfft, getting drunk on lager makes me feel sick).

Also I may be getting 'friendly' with my ladyfriend I was with last night and dont want my breath smelling like a brewery.

So, entertain me until half 7, please.

I usually listen to music and spend my time checking myself in the mirror every thirty seconds when I'm waiting to go out. Doesn't matter what I do, never happy with my hair...

Anyway, Kyz, drinking anything but spirits and beer makes you a girl. That's a man fact. With beer, you feel it more, you know when you're drunk. With crap like alco-pops, I've seen people drink absolutely loads in a short space of time then get hit with being drunk in an instant. They'll fall down, throw up, start fights, and generally make idiots of themselves and "annoy" their friends and everyone around them.

Never been one to get absolutely hammered, so beer or a few triple vodkas (no coke allowed, girls) is enough for me, and I stop after 6-8 pints anyway, so I don't get mortal.

But I remember the old days, when four cans of Carling gave me the ability to be harder than everyone else in the universe, allowed me to walk in perfectly straight lines, and let my head feel fine the next morning. Hmm, yes...

"thanks", not "thats"

I do that all the time.

In fact, I'm doing it right now...

Yeah Matt, went well last night thats. Didnt do the boom boom but went to "third base" (trying to be as user friendly as possible). Tonight may be the same, or further. I'm not counting my chickens yet though.

I've got Bacardi rum, 37.5%, and it isnt coarse so I wont be doing any projectile vomiting. I havent eaten much today though (apple this morning and a salad sandwich and a few chips a bit earlier) so I will be drunk easily. I might eat pizza later to soak up the booze. Always works.

and the gargling of one's vomit

No.

No pants says it all.

and falling through the front door

Apart from lack of pants, that is..

4 breezers won't do anything to get you drunk. The white rum will :)

I find 7/8 shots of something around 40% is generally needed to start having much of an effect on me.

How much it takes to get drunk really depends how much I've eaten and how much exercise I've done though. I've been tipsy on two pints, or sober on eight. So that's somewhere between 5 and 20 units :)

Wear a ridiculously big hat.

Nothing says "I am drunk out of my head" more than a big hat!