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Anyway I'm not going to go on about "OMG OMG wot shud I wear", you dont care and nor do I. No. I wanted to know if other people wait until 5 minutes before going out to get dressed to go out (if that makes sense)
I'm not here naked like Djerrud is, just wearing my household attire (stuff not worthy of gracing the outside world).
Also, how many units of alcohol does it take the average person to get drunk? I have a bottle of rum (white rum, not old man rum) and 4 breezers (I hear you laugh, pfft, getting drunk on lager makes me feel sick).
Also I may be getting 'friendly' with my ladyfriend I was with last night and dont want my breath smelling like a brewery.
So, entertain me until half 7, please.
1st Base: See Kyz's definitions
2nd Base: Touching upstairs (ie, getting to fondle boobs)
3rd Base: Touching downstairs (ie, 2nd base in Kyz's definitions)
4th Base: See Kyz's definitions
> 1st base - kissing with tongues
> 2nd base - handjob, fingering
> 3rd base - oral
> 4th base - sex
I'm still saying that holding hands is much more significant that oral, and hugging is better than sex...
Tonight i'm having a bottle of VHF alcho-pop, which just tastes like expensive dandilion and burdock.
I find lager to be refreshing, especially after alcho-pops..
> I usually listen to music
yep, very loud
> and spend my time checking myself in the
> mirror every thirty seconds when I'm waiting to go out. Doesn't
> matter what I do, never happy with my hair...
you big fairy ....
> Anyway, Kyz, drinking anything but spirits and beer makes you a girl.
> That's a man fact. With beer, you feel it more, you know when you're
> drunk. With crap like alco-pops, I've seen people drink absolutely
> loads in a short space of time then get hit with being drunk in an
> instant. They'll fall down, throw up, start fights, and generally
> make idiots of themselves and "annoy" their friends and
> everyone around them.
yep, you know where you are with beer, spirits are a bad idea.
> Never been one to get absolutely hammered, so beer or a few triple
> vodkas (no coke allowed, girls) is enough for me, and I stop after
> 6-8 pints anyway, so I don't get mortal.
I get hammered but never to the throwing up stage
I drink vodka and Smirnoff. But not together.. ick. Once *really* drunk, it moves onto dirty, horrible stuff. Gin, Port, Whiskey, all the horrible chest-burning crap. Then the tongue and lips get numb.. :s
That's all, anything else is rough.
> I hate the bases - nobody ever knows what the hell they're talking
> about.
OK,
1st base - kissing with tongues
2nd base - handjob, fingering
3rd base - oral
4th base - sex
Please dont ban me for writing naughty words, sr.
Since the invention of WKD and nivea for men, the gender boarders have blurred dramatically and everything but shaving your legs, menstruating and liking david beckham can be done by both sexes.
'I've been to second base'
'So you've..?'
'Yes. Yes I did.'
'You should be proud'
'I know. Holding hands is a big part of any relationship'