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"Oh, hello there. I'm new. No, really. Heh."

Lets begin with a major statement to grab you by the proverbial stirrups:


THESE FORUMS ARE HIGH-LARIOUS.


Examples of greatness:


'some random, good-looking sauve, sophisticated and mysterious person wrote:
> She then insulted my parentage! I was shocked and appalled.'

This post was responded to by this bone-crackling reply: 'Oh poor you. My heart bleeds for you. I'm sure it's only just desserts seeing as you have managed to offend quite a number of people in your short time here.'

It cracked my bone alright: my funny bone. Although I'm not all that sure why 'desserts' were mentioned: no doubt some witty in-joke that has gone straight over my head. The whole 'not getting the sarcasm' thing was SO realistic!


Example the second:

'Touché'

Which got the reply of: 'Touch ey? you touch what? your self?'



Another great laugh was with someone NOT understanding a joke which said 'You're a bigger muppet than Kermit the Frog'. No, seriously, it went straight over their head! No, really! They didn't understand the joke! You hear about these kinds of 'special' people, but even my dead monkey (who I call Donkey) would have understood that joke.


A classic from the archives: "I only dislike one person here. That would be bessant for being such a moron while arguing he isn't while at the same time proving he is.". Its funny because its true.


What it all comes down to is this:
Do you ever get the feeling you're being played?

Der Nazi wrote:
> something very weird...

Yes. Mithras is The Zeppo.

Chad Niga wrote:
> You said i was stuck up my own ass, that's what. ginge

No that was after you just randomly told me to shut up and in a different thread associated my height and hair colour as a disability.

something very weird...

You said i was stuck up my own ass, that's what. ginge

He is jealous of your sanity and heterosexuality, Ginge. He doesn't like people who aren't necrofiliacs, it makes him grumpy.

Don't tell me to shut up you stuck up your own ass nonse.

What the hell have I done to you?

Lil Ginge wrote:
> 5 minutes from suicide
>
> IM INSECURE
>
> Im insecure with THIS booty *shakes it*
>
> damn you could not be any more wrong thank the staff your banned - O
> and I didnt make one ban the freak topic...ever
>
> grrah
>
> Anyway ding dong the pratt has gone thats end it All and live on

Shutup ginge

Kyz21 wrote:
> banana skins?


Peanut skins?

5 minutes from suicide

IM INSECURE

Im insecure with THIS booty *shakes it*

damn you could not be any more wrong thank the staff your banned - O and I didnt make one ban the freak topic...ever

grrah

Anyway ding dong the pratt has gone thats end it All and live on

Indeed the rumours of Zeppo and an odd man riding together on a mechanical bull are true, but this does not mean the man is unstable.