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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

When Bart and Homer are chasing the pig that was meant for the BBQ...

Homer: "It's just a little airbourne! It's still good, it's still good!"

this thread has gone from referencing some memorable and funny quotes, to just typing lines in from whichever episode has just been on tv, whether they're funny or not.

Didn't realise it has just been on TV, haven't been in the country for 2 weeks...

[URL]http://www.bestsimpsonsquotes.homestead.com/[/URL]

Pretty good site, and you can hear all quotes.

this is probably my best simpsons quote, the quote may not make much sense on its own, but when u see it in the episode its hilarious, or at least i think it is

Homer: "I hear digging, but i dont hear chopping! chop chop, dig dig..."

or sumink like that

§pånkër wrote:
> this is probably my best simpsons quote, the quote may not make much
> sense on its own, but when u see it in the episode its hilarious, or
> at least i think it is
>
> Homer: "I hear digging, but i dont hear chopping! chop chop, dig
> dig..."
>
> or sumink like that

*Scans quote*

Yep, it's correct!

I no this one was on the other night on Sky One, but its the first time ive really noticed how funny it is...

Lisa: "Dad! Your sinking into the quicksand"
Homer: "Not to worry, I'll just pull my legs out with my arms"

(gets stuck further)

Homer: "And now I'll pull my arms out with my face"

"Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels."

Skinner: "... Grounds-Keeper Willy! Or should I say, Grunds-Keeper Willy! no, no... Grounds-Keeper Willy was correct."

Classic.

that's 'Grins keeper'.