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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Homer:

"Oh great now im on the floor"

Superintendant Chalmers: 'The Rod up that man's butt must have a rod up it's butt!'

Grandpa: "I'm a stone cutter!
*CONVERSATION CONTINUES*
Grandpa: "I'm a stone cutter!
*CONVERSATION CONTINUES*
Lisa:"Listen to Granpa"
Grandpa:"Ok...lets see here, I'm a communist,I'm the leader of the gay and lesbian rights association, wait look I'M A STONE CUTTER"

Priceless

''Worst...episode...ever...''

-The Comic Book Guy.

Grandpa Simpson "My Homer is not a communist. He may be a pig, an idiot, a liar, a communist but he is not a porn star"

Homer "To alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of lifes problems"

Oh, and how could i forget the guy falling of the bridge: " I regret Nothiiiiinnnnnnggggg" Splash

Funny, funny stuff.

Abe Simpsons old friend: "I like the elephant song. It reminds me of elephants."

Abe/grandpa simpson(talking to homer when he was young):

you? president? why this is the greatest contry in the world!!! we've got a whole system set up to keep people like you from ever becoming president. now quit day dreaming melon head!!

Homer : "Where's Bart? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten"