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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Futurama; that 7-leaf clover one.

Hermes is at the snack-bar.

Till-guy: "how may I help you?"
Hermes: "I'll have Horse-Fries, and a horse-wich."
Till-guy: "Do you want Horse-Coke as well?"
Hermes: "Neigh!"

When Bart and Ralph are in the abandoned prison:

Guard: Who's down there?

Bart: Quick let's get out of here

Guard: Why do I always shout first? Just gives them time to run away. Well I'm an idiot!

"Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels!"

Moe : So this was all a scam! And on Christmas!

Barney: Yeah! Jesus must be spinning in his grave.

Another Futurama:

Zapp: We were ruined from the start, all what is left now is for the captain to go down with the ship.
Kiff: Why! Thats suprisingly noble of you, Sir.
Zapp: No Kiff! Thats suprisingly noble of you. From now on, your in command.

Farnsworth: (*Shouting & Holding his chest, like he's having a heart attack*) Oh my God!!
Fry: What is it?
Farnsworth: It's..It's...It's my new pager!

Farnsworth: Oh no! I should do something....but i am already in my pajamas.

Farnsworth : Now that you're our new employees, I'd like you to have a look at our commercial. I paid to have it aired during the Super Bowl.
Fry : Wow.
Farnsworth : Not on the same channel, of course...

Zoidberg : Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain.
[Fry opens his mouth]
Zoidberg : No, no, not that mouth.
Fry : I only have one.
Zoidberg : Really?
Fry : Uh... is there a human doctor around?
Zoidberg : Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say "brglgrglgrrr"!
Fry : [*coughs*]Uh... brglgrglgrglgrrr!
Zoidberg : What? My mother was a saint! Get out!

Fry : This snow is beautiful. I'm glad global warming never happened.
Leela : Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter canceled it out.

Zapp: Captains Log, Stardate Urrrrr.
[Kiff Groans]
Kiff: April 13th
Zapp: POINT 1. We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?
[pause]
Zapp: Kiff, I'm asking you a question.
[Kiff groans]

*Bart's driving around in tank with the police following*

Police Chief Wiggum: Lou, shoot the tyres out

Lou: But Chief... it's a tank

Wiggum: I'm getting real tired of your excuses, Lou

Yuri_Fan wrote:
> Very_Metal wrote:

> and Yuri, that simpsons quote was crap, it's only there cos you saw
> it last night. go stand in the corner.

> So? it's a funny one!

no. no it isn't.
for the reasons Tiltawhirl has already mentioned, and many more besides.

Here's some more quotes. They're from Futurama, though.

Episode 1
Fry: "I don't want to be a delivery boy."
Leela: "Don't worry, here you'll be treated with respect and dignity. Now, strip off so I can insert your career chip!"


episode 2
Professor Farnsworth: "Before you go into space, Fry, you'll need to see a doctor for a medical. I should warn you, though. He is strange." (in Fry's ear) "he wears sandals!"

Very_Metal wrote:
> yeah, Futurama has some awsome quotes for sure:
>
> Zapp: Kiff, i've made it with a hot alien babe... inform the men!
> ----
>
> Zapp: Kiff, have the boy lay out my uniform!
> Kiff: The boy, sir??
> Zapp: you. YOU lay out my uniform.
>
> and Yuri, that simpsons quote was crap, it's only there cos you saw
> it last night. go stand in the corner.


So? it's a funny one!

yeah, Futurama has some awsome quotes for sure:

Zapp: Kiff, i've made it with a hot alien babe... inform the men!
----

Zapp: Kiff, have the boy lay out my uniform!
Kiff: The boy, sir??
Zapp: you. YOU lay out my uniform.

and Yuri, that simpsons quote was crap, it's only there cos you saw it last night. go stand in the corner.