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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

"Someone up there likes me, smithers"
"Someone down here likes you too, sir"
"Shut. Up."

im a kid

why would i have fire crakers

well you mischifous kind always slip away home runs past ans stalls fire crackers from bart shouting jonk

"I wanna talk to errr ... Doctor Bart Simpson RIGHT NOW!"
"Bart Simpsons office, Bart Simpson speaking"
"OI, you owe me 900 dollars mate!"
"I don't think so, you're all the way over in Australia, what are you going to do about it?
"AWWW, you're just some punk kid aren't ya? ... well, you picked the wrong man to mess with son"
"whatever, hey mister, I think I hear a dingo eating your baby ..."

Marge "Homer Ive got someone who can help you"

Homer "Batman?"

Marge "No he is a scientist"

Homer "Batman's a scientist"

Marge "Its not Batman!"

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such educational films as 'Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass' and 'Mummy, what's wrong with that mans face?'"

Australian Guy: You call that a knife? This is a knife!

Bart: That's a spoon.

Australian Guy: Ah, so you've played knifey-spooney before, have you?

Jimbo "Hey Simpson nice P Jays, did your mummy buy them for you"

Bart "Of course she did who else would have"

Jimbo "Alright Simpson you win this round"

> Hey Mattyboy, are you aware that we share the same birthday?


I wasnt aware of that no - How strange!

Snooty Woman: The charge for a semester at this nursery is $12000.

Homer: I'll give you $50!

Snooty Woman: However, I can offer you a significanty discount if you are from an ethnic minority group.

Homer: Muy bien, Senora! No hablo Ingles!

"Never forget your daddy loves D'OH!"

Hey Mattyboy, are you aware that we share the same birthday?

that is all