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Fri 07/11/03 at 15:59
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The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"
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Mon 25/10/04 at 12:21
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"Previously Vampyr"
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heh heh heh homer is a genius
Mon 25/10/04 at 12:20
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"Previously Vampyr"
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Marge: Homer, try ro be nice to my sisters
Homer: Yes, i will be nice to them. Then i will hug some snakes. Yes, then i will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes... now that's sarcasm


Lisa: Dad, as you know, we have been swimming and have developed a taste for it. We believe the only solution is to buy a swimming pool and bear in mind that refusing will result in months of...
Kids: can we have a pool dad, can we have a pool dad
Homer: Agreed, let us celebrate this arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk

Whats wrong marge? are you hungry? sleepy? Gassy? is it gas? its gas isnt it?

Homer upon seeing Guy incognito: this man is my exact double!!! That dog has a puffy tail - here puffy!

Quick does anybody have a wet towel. Come over here fatty
Uter: dont make me run, i am full of chocolate
Fri 22/10/04 at 21:24
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Silent Thunder wrote:
> "Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels."

Rrrr, that quote's at the bottom of this page.


Some of my favourites:

Hank Scorpio - "Homer, what's you're favourite country, Italy or France?"
Homer - Italy
Hank - Nobody ever says France *Launches missle*


*In court pleading parole*

Lawyer - Now, Sideshow Bob, if you are released, will you do anything to harm one Bart impson (something like that)
Bob - No
Lawyer - What about that tatoo on your chest which says DIE BART, DIE
Bob - No, that's just German, for err, "The Bart, The"
Audience/Crowd - Awwwww
Panelist - Nobody who speaks German could be evil! Approved!


Walking home from the casino
Marge - I've been a terrible mother and wife these past weeks, will you forgive me Homer?
Homer - I forgive you
*A few moments later*
Homer - you remember that time I came home drunk and did something (forgotten what)
Marge - Yes?
Homer - Well that's nothing, because youhave a gambling problem!!
Homer - You rememebr that time I did that? Well that's nothing, because you have a gambling problem!!
Fri 22/10/04 at 20:17
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that's 'Grins keeper'.
Fri 22/10/04 at 19:01
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"Fishing For Reddies"
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Skinner: "... Grounds-Keeper Willy! Or should I say, Grunds-Keeper Willy! no, no... Grounds-Keeper Willy was correct."

Classic.
Fri 22/10/04 at 18:52
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"WhaleOilBeefHooked"
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"Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels."
Thu 02/09/04 at 17:01
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"Incomprehendible"
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I no this one was on the other night on Sky One, but its the first time ive really noticed how funny it is...

Lisa: "Dad! Your sinking into the quicksand"
Homer: "Not to worry, I'll just pull my legs out with my arms"

(gets stuck further)

Homer: "And now I'll pull my arms out with my face"
Wed 01/09/04 at 23:44
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"Bad Wolf; England"
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pnkr wrote:
> this is probably my best simpsons quote, the quote may not make much
> sense on its own, but when u see it in the episode its hilarious, or
> at least i think it is
>
> Homer: "I hear digging, but i dont hear chopping! chop chop, dig
> dig..."
>
> or sumink like that

*Scans quote*

Yep, it's correct!
Mon 30/08/04 at 22:54
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"None Stored"
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this is probably my best simpsons quote, the quote may not make much sense on its own, but when u see it in the episode its hilarious, or at least i think it is

Homer: "I hear digging, but i dont hear chopping! chop chop, dig dig..."

or sumink like that
Mon 30/08/04 at 19:09
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"Stridman in disguis"
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[URL]http://www.bestsimpsonsquotes.homestead.com/[/URL]

Pretty good site, and you can hear all quotes.
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