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"The first time you had sex."

My first time: awful. About 2 years ago.



The way I got round the whole 'parents' factors was I told em I was going to stay overnight at a friends house who lived down the street because he'd just brought some DVD's I wanted to see, and went over to her place.

So anyway when I met up with her it was pretty awkward because I kept thinking in the back of my head we were gonna do it, but I didn't have a clue as to whether she wanted to or not.


And oh man was it one of those memories I'd like to forget.

I think maybe one of the biggest problems was the lack of music, because there were quite a lot of REALLY AWKWARD silences where none of was talking or doing anything. Also: lack of confidence and experience (she was a virgin too). And it didn't last long. Heh.

Ok maybe thats too much information...


I'm curious to hear about all your first times and whether they were as regretable as mine?


Oh, and I'll understand if no one replies with anything.
I jus' had to put that in.

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> So it's him who I have a bone to pick with...

beat me to it

So it's him who I have a bone to pick with...

Chad Niga wrote:
> You lot are sad that you want to make up little stories and tell them
> to random people on the internet that could as well be peidofiles. im
> pointing at you.
>
> You sick load of wasters. keep it to yourself or people you actually
> know.


If you mean me and mr. pink

we really are 'together' man. He was the one that told me bout SR

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> Emperor Xerxes wrote:
> Fancy annexing the East Indies to the British colonies, old chap?
>
> Bloody good show.

Indeed, what. Tally ho!!!

*attacks East Indies in spitfire, smoking cigar, with top hat*

That'll teach the hun!!!

Emperor Xerxes wrote:
> Fancy annexing the East Indies to the British colonies, old chap?

Bloody good show.

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> The word Touché is related to a bit of class?
>
> You have no idea you fools!
>
> *stupid semi-insane laughing*
>
> Incidentally, was the turtle name, in the cartoon, spelt
> Touché or Tooshay?
>
> Quite.
>
> *Adjusts Monocle and Flicks ash from Cuban Cigar*

Fancy annexing the East Indies to the British colonies, old chap?

You remind me of the late Bruce Springsteen

The word Touché is related to a bit of class?

You have no idea you fools!

*stupid semi-insane laughing*

Incidentally, was the turtle name, in the cartoon, spelt Touché or Tooshay?

Quite.

*Adjusts Monocle and Flicks ash from Cuban Cigar*

What a mess

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