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"The first time you had sex."

My first time: awful. About 2 years ago.



The way I got round the whole 'parents' factors was I told em I was going to stay overnight at a friends house who lived down the street because he'd just brought some DVD's I wanted to see, and went over to her place.

So anyway when I met up with her it was pretty awkward because I kept thinking in the back of my head we were gonna do it, but I didn't have a clue as to whether she wanted to or not.


And oh man was it one of those memories I'd like to forget.

I think maybe one of the biggest problems was the lack of music, because there were quite a lot of REALLY AWKWARD silences where none of was talking or doing anything. Also: lack of confidence and experience (she was a virgin too). And it didn't last long. Heh.

Ok maybe thats too much information...


I'm curious to hear about all your first times and whether they were as regretable as mine?


Oh, and I'll understand if no one replies with anything.
I jus' had to put that in.

aw bless

in a ball on my side with a cuddly toy of a giant puffa fish..actually

Lil Ginge wrote:
> Notorious Biggles wrote:
> I've seen your picture remember.
>
> o.....yea
>
> *rips page in biggles' magazine out to hide from rest of SR*
>
> sssh

hang on a minute I seem to recollect seeing your ginger adorned noggin on a certain observe website. :D

and crimewatch, from that gibbon harrassment photo-fit dealy.

How do you sleep at night?

Pfft like that bothers me. It is still coffee you see.

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> I've seen your picture remember.

o.....yea

*rips page in biggles' magazine out to hide from rest of SR*

sssh

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> I bet you forgot the air holes, though didn't you, you clod.
>
> *points and laughs*
>
> *nuclear bomb goes off*
>
> *smile is wiped off face as skin melts off*

Air....holes...?

There! I told you nuclear war was going to happen BUT noooo....then again I did shut the door on you...meh

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> Emperor Xerxes wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> *penny drops*
>
>
> *knives thrown in the direction of biggles and borat*
>
> *feels safe in thermo-nuclear bunker*
>
> My bunker has a coffee maker.
>
> caramel latte thanks.


Yeah...but for some reason it glows green...

The first time was with the Zeppos' mother, oh happy days

:p

I've seen your picture remember.

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> You look slightly blonde to me.



*waits*


*laughs ass off*