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"The first time you had sex."

My first time: awful. About 2 years ago.



The way I got round the whole 'parents' factors was I told em I was going to stay overnight at a friends house who lived down the street because he'd just brought some DVD's I wanted to see, and went over to her place.

So anyway when I met up with her it was pretty awkward because I kept thinking in the back of my head we were gonna do it, but I didn't have a clue as to whether she wanted to or not.


And oh man was it one of those memories I'd like to forget.

I think maybe one of the biggest problems was the lack of music, because there were quite a lot of REALLY AWKWARD silences where none of was talking or doing anything. Also: lack of confidence and experience (she was a virgin too). And it didn't last long. Heh.

Ok maybe thats too much information...


I'm curious to hear about all your first times and whether they were as regretable as mine?


Oh, and I'll understand if no one replies with anything.
I jus' had to put that in.

Icarus wrote:
> Oh that again.

Pweeeeeeeeese?

Look it up on Google.

Icarus wrote:
> Look it up on Google.

NEVER!

Why not? :D

Emperor Xerxes wrote:
> Icarus wrote:
> Look it up on Google.
>
> NEVER!

Yeah, do try.

My first time was a messy occasion for all involved.

Just the two then hopefully?

Kyz21 wrote:
> My first time was a messy occasion for all involved.

Oh, you mean you and your magazine?





'My 1st time, not worth talking about, the guy was a right t**t, wish i had the dvds to fall back on!!!'

You didn't have the DVD's to fall back on, but you did have your gigantic ass. And if there were any DVD's underneath that thing, we wouldn't know about it!



I love being evil. Evil is great fun.

The Zeppo wrote:
> I love being evil. Evil is great fun.

Now if only you could be witty to go with it.

Big up the virgin cru.