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"The first time you had sex."

My first time: awful. About 2 years ago.



The way I got round the whole 'parents' factors was I told em I was going to stay overnight at a friends house who lived down the street because he'd just brought some DVD's I wanted to see, and went over to her place.

So anyway when I met up with her it was pretty awkward because I kept thinking in the back of my head we were gonna do it, but I didn't have a clue as to whether she wanted to or not.


And oh man was it one of those memories I'd like to forget.

I think maybe one of the biggest problems was the lack of music, because there were quite a lot of REALLY AWKWARD silences where none of was talking or doing anything. Also: lack of confidence and experience (she was a virgin too). And it didn't last long. Heh.

Ok maybe thats too much information...


I'm curious to hear about all your first times and whether they were as regretable as mine?


Oh, and I'll understand if no one replies with anything.
I jus' had to put that in.

Chad Niga wrote:
> Touch ey? you touch what? your self?

Its French, and I was making a poor attempt at humour. Why don't you take that stick out your ass Chad?

I think he meant touché.

Touch ey? you touch what? your self?

The Zeppo wrote:
> Chad Niga wrote:
> You lot are sad that you want to make up little stories and tell
> them
> to random people on the internet that could as well be peidofiles.
> im
> pointing at you.
>
> You sick load of wasters. keep it to yourself or people you actually
> know.
>
>
> Somebody's not getting any sex!

Ah, touche!

You like cake, don't you?

Infact, you tried to rape a cake once didnt you.

oh c'mon chad, it's not like you're giving out your real name, your address and the victim's details, now is it?

as long as YOU didn't post anything, there's no need to chuck a bucket of water over their little birthday cake candle.....

Someone's not going to tell a load of random wierdos about my life.
Someone = chad

LOL

Chad Niga wrote:
> You lot are sad that you want to make up little stories and tell them
> to random people on the internet that could as well be peidofiles. im
> pointing at you.
>
> You sick load of wasters. keep it to yourself or people you actually
> know.


Somebody's not getting any sex!

You lot are sad that you want to make up little stories and tell them to random people on the internet that could as well be peidofiles. im pointing at you.

You sick load of wasters. keep it to yourself or people you actually know.