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"The first time you had sex."

My first time: awful. About 2 years ago.



The way I got round the whole 'parents' factors was I told em I was going to stay overnight at a friends house who lived down the street because he'd just brought some DVD's I wanted to see, and went over to her place.

So anyway when I met up with her it was pretty awkward because I kept thinking in the back of my head we were gonna do it, but I didn't have a clue as to whether she wanted to or not.


And oh man was it one of those memories I'd like to forget.

I think maybe one of the biggest problems was the lack of music, because there were quite a lot of REALLY AWKWARD silences where none of was talking or doing anything. Also: lack of confidence and experience (she was a virgin too). And it didn't last long. Heh.

Ok maybe thats too much information...


I'm curious to hear about all your first times and whether they were as regretable as mine?


Oh, and I'll understand if no one replies with anything.
I jus' had to put that in.

My 1st time, not worth talking about, the guy was a right t**t, wish i had the dvds to fall back on!!!

The Zeppo wrote:
> After my first time I didn't fall asleep straight away like I
> normally do now, I was like 'oh my god i just had sex oh my god'.

LOL.

Anyway, were the DVDs any good?

Oh...right...

tostie huh? get out of my site you impertant fool. unless your talking to your dog.

Emperor Xerxes wrote:

> Why is she not moving?
> Where am I gonna bury her!?


Hmm.



After my first time I didn't fall asleep straight away like I normally do now, I was like 'oh my god i just had sex oh my god'.

The Zeppo wrote:
> @ng3l wrote:
> She could have realised Your that
> ugly git from SR forums.
>
>
> Yeah, she might have done. I should have watched out for that. Silly
> me.

I recon he met her on the net, then decided after she dumped him that she was minging and made his post. *smokes pipe* Elementary my dear toastie...

not a bad post though Zeppo!!

@ng3l wrote:
> She could have realised Your that
> ugly git from SR forums.


Yeah, she might have done. I should have watched out for that. Silly me.

The Zeppo wrote:
> I wasn't drunk...but really wish I was ;)

Yes but that could lead to questions like;

Did we really do it?
Did we take precautions?
Why is she not moving?
Where am I gonna bury her!?

Er....forget the last two...

*taps previous post*

morbo wrote:
> don’t reply to this perfetic attempt to entertain himself, so don’t
> reply, don’t let him get his deranged thrills. just don’t!!

@ng3l wrote:
> Your lucky it lasted for anytime, She could have realised Your that
> ugly git from SR forums.

Hoorah, the insults start *boast about being first to post*