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"The first time you had sex."

My first time: awful. About 2 years ago.



The way I got round the whole 'parents' factors was I told em I was going to stay overnight at a friends house who lived down the street because he'd just brought some DVD's I wanted to see, and went over to her place.

So anyway when I met up with her it was pretty awkward because I kept thinking in the back of my head we were gonna do it, but I didn't have a clue as to whether she wanted to or not.


And oh man was it one of those memories I'd like to forget.

I think maybe one of the biggest problems was the lack of music, because there were quite a lot of REALLY AWKWARD silences where none of was talking or doing anything. Also: lack of confidence and experience (she was a virgin too). And it didn't last long. Heh.

Ok maybe thats too much information...


I'm curious to hear about all your first times and whether they were as regretable as mine?


Oh, and I'll understand if no one replies with anything.
I jus' had to put that in.

I'm amazed there isn't more shouting of "you sad newbie" in this thread.

Anyway, my first time was 17 years ago. That's right: seventeen years ...

Urm, you believe GG386?

God that must have been awful to hear about. :(

i hope he's locked up now, i hate pedo's

Mr Pink wrote:
> T0R@>< wrote:
> My first time was in stand up shower that was
> >>>coll<<< but slightly
> imbarasing at first and lasted way longer than I expected
>
> YOU SLEPT WITH CRAZY COL!?

stupid keybord!

*smashes keybord ont flor and stamps on it till it shatters only to remember that I can no longer typ anything without it*

Mr Pink wrote:
> T0R@>< wrote:
> My first time was in stand up shower that was
> >>>coll<<< but slightly
> imbarasing at first and lasted way longer than I expected
>
> YOU SLEPT WITH CRAZY COL!?

...

My first time was....uhhhh never.

Big up the virgin massive.

Selecta.

:)

T0R@>< wrote:
> My first time was in stand up shower that was >>>coll<<< but slightly
> imbarasing at first and lasted way longer than I expected

YOU SLEPT WITH CRAZY COL!?

A shower!? I couldn't be arsed to have to stand up all that time. I suppose you could lean against the side.

My first time was in stand up shower that was coll but slightly imbarasing at first and lasted way longer than I expected