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I suppose everyone has seen that advert for the company "Standard Life", insurance firm I think.
Well if you haven't it goes something like this:
They have a person saying,
"I love the cold side of the pillow, I love watching my money build up, I love planning ahead, I love waking up and realising its Saturday, I love a Standard Life."
Sure, absoloutly, its a great standard life and i'm sure alot of people have the same feelings towards life and yes I do love some of those qualities of life too, but most of the time I think that person on the advert should say...
"I love waiting for old people so they can walk past safely and not get any graditude, I love letting mums with prams through and not having any graditude, I love my homework building up, I love cars not signaling so I have to wait and guess which way there going, I love a Standard Life."
And then best of all a random man, who I have never met before says,
"Why arent you smiling?"
I just walk a way and laughed...
Standard Life Is Great!
I apoligise to people who really dont care about this, but I need to get rid of my rage. Thanks.
P.s. All the facts above are true a man did say that and I did laugh.
Well if you haven't it goes something like this:
They have a person saying,
"I love the cold side of the pillow, I love watching my money build up, I love planning ahead, I love waking up and realising its Saturday, I love a Standard Life."
Sure, absoloutly, its a great standard life and i'm sure alot of people have the same feelings towards life and yes I do love some of those qualities of life too, but most of the time I think that person on the advert should say...
"I love waiting for old people so they can walk past safely and not get any graditude, I love letting mums with prams through and not having any graditude, I love my homework building up, I love cars not signaling so I have to wait and guess which way there going, I love a Standard Life."
And then best of all a random man, who I have never met before says,
"Why arent you smiling?"
I just walk a way and laughed...
Standard Life Is Great!
I apoligise to people who really dont care about this, but I need to get rid of my rage. Thanks.
P.s. All the facts above are true a man did say that and I did laugh.
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The Zeppo wrote:
> You haven't even had the tiniest bit of sex have you?
Have you?
No really?
> You haven't even had the tiniest bit of sex have you?
Have you?
No really?
heh - he's got you pinned down, gigz!
Shut up Zippo or Hippo or what ever sad name you have.
You don't get the girls do you?
You don't get the point do you?
You haven't even had the tiniest bit of sex have you?
I suppose everyone has seen that advert for the company "Standard Life", insurance firm I think.
Well if you haven't it goes something like this:
They have a person saying,
"I love the cold side of the pillow, I love watching my money build up, I love planning ahead, I love waking up and realising its Saturday, I love a Standard Life."
Sure, absoloutly, its a great standard life and i'm sure alot of people have the same feelings towards life and yes I do love some of those qualities of life too, but most of the time I think that person on the advert should say...
"I love waiting for old people so they can walk past safely and not get any graditude, I love letting mums with prams through and not having any graditude, I love my homework building up, I love cars not signaling so I have to wait and guess which way there going, I love a Standard Life."
And then best of all a random man, who I have never met before says,
"Why arent you smiling?"
I just walk a way and laughed...
Standard Life Is Great!
I apoligise to people who really dont care about this, but I need to get rid of my rage. Thanks.
P.s. All the facts above are true a man did say that and I did laugh.
Well if you haven't it goes something like this:
They have a person saying,
"I love the cold side of the pillow, I love watching my money build up, I love planning ahead, I love waking up and realising its Saturday, I love a Standard Life."
Sure, absoloutly, its a great standard life and i'm sure alot of people have the same feelings towards life and yes I do love some of those qualities of life too, but most of the time I think that person on the advert should say...
"I love waiting for old people so they can walk past safely and not get any graditude, I love letting mums with prams through and not having any graditude, I love my homework building up, I love cars not signaling so I have to wait and guess which way there going, I love a Standard Life."
And then best of all a random man, who I have never met before says,
"Why arent you smiling?"
I just walk a way and laughed...
Standard Life Is Great!
I apoligise to people who really dont care about this, but I need to get rid of my rage. Thanks.
P.s. All the facts above are true a man did say that and I did laugh.
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