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"I love a Standard Life!"

I suppose everyone has seen that advert for the company "Standard Life", insurance firm I think.

Well if you haven't it goes something like this:

They have a person saying,

"I love the cold side of the pillow, I love watching my money build up, I love planning ahead, I love waking up and realising its Saturday, I love a Standard Life."

Sure, absoloutly, its a great standard life and i'm sure alot of people have the same feelings towards life and yes I do love some of those qualities of life too, but most of the time I think that person on the advert should say...

"I love waiting for old people so they can walk past safely and not get any graditude, I love letting mums with prams through and not having any graditude, I love my homework building up, I love cars not signaling so I have to wait and guess which way there going, I love a Standard Life."

And then best of all a random man, who I have never met before says,
"Why arent you smiling?"

I just walk a way and laughed...

Standard Life Is Great!

I apoligise to people who really dont care about this, but I need to get rid of my rage. Thanks.

P.s. All the facts above are true a man did say that and I did laugh.

Jackus wrote:
> Zeppo, stop being a jerk. If you don't like it, the sensible thing is
> to stay away. Not stay and prod fun.
>
> I suggest you go try this with skunks and see how far you get with
> your methods.

YES someone tell that Zepoo finally. Thank you Jackus.

Zeppo, stop being a jerk. If you don't like it, the sensible thing is to stay away. Not stay and prod fun.

I suggest you go try this with skunks and see how far you get with your methods.

The Zeppo wrote:
> Gígž wrote:
>
> ...Shut up you loser.
>
>
> Now thats a profound statement that I believe we can all look to for
> inspiration and direction in our lives and for our spirits.

Yeah maybe I can have a whole load of people saying it.

Gígž wrote:

> ...Shut up you loser.


Now thats a profound statement that I believe we can all look to for inspiration and direction in our lives and for our spirits.

The Zeppo wrote:
> Gígž wrote:
> Ms NY wrote:
> I like that advert. The *only* thing I disagreed with was turning
> the
> pillow over so it's cold. Urgh! Not in the morning!
> Nice advert.
>
> You DONT like the cold side?
> Oh no, how comes?
>
>
> Oh no, who cares?

Do I really have to say this again?
Oh well I guess i do...

...Shut up you loser.

Gígž wrote:
> Ms NY wrote:
> I like that advert. The *only* thing I disagreed with was turning
> the
> pillow over so it's cold. Urgh! Not in the morning!
> Nice advert.
>
> You DONT like the cold side?
> Oh no, how comes?


Oh no, who cares?

Ms NY wrote:
> I like that advert. The *only* thing I disagreed with was turning the
> pillow over so it's cold. Urgh! Not in the morning!
> Nice advert.

You DONT like the cold side?
Oh no, how comes?

I like that advert. The *only* thing I disagreed with was turning the pillow over so it's cold. Urgh! Not in the morning!
Nice advert.

Gígž wrote:
> The Zeppo wrote:
> UrkiE-UK wrote:
> heh - he's got you pinned down, gigz!
>
>
> Its funny because its true. Giggs couldn't score even if he was the
> best looking guy in the world.
>
> Its funny because you never met me!
>
> I find it amusing because nobody apparently here likes you and I
> cant
> see anyone else liking you so... I have made my conclusion.


Mummy, wow, you're a big kid now.

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