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"I love a Standard Life!"

I suppose everyone has seen that advert for the company "Standard Life", insurance firm I think.

Well if you haven't it goes something like this:

They have a person saying,

"I love the cold side of the pillow, I love watching my money build up, I love planning ahead, I love waking up and realising its Saturday, I love a Standard Life."

Sure, absoloutly, its a great standard life and i'm sure alot of people have the same feelings towards life and yes I do love some of those qualities of life too, but most of the time I think that person on the advert should say...

"I love waiting for old people so they can walk past safely and not get any graditude, I love letting mums with prams through and not having any graditude, I love my homework building up, I love cars not signaling so I have to wait and guess which way there going, I love a Standard Life."

And then best of all a random man, who I have never met before says,
"Why arent you smiling?"

I just walk a way and laughed...

Standard Life Is Great!

I apoligise to people who really dont care about this, but I need to get rid of my rage. Thanks.

P.s. All the facts above are true a man did say that and I did laugh.

> The Zeppo wrote:
> UrkiE-UK wrote:
> heh - he's got you pinned down, gigz!
>
>
> Its funny because its true. Giggs couldn't score even if he was the
> best looking guy in the world.
>
> Its funny because you never met me!
>
> I find it amusing because nobody apparently here likes you and I cant
> see anyone else liking you so... I have made my conclusion.

Come back!

@ng3l wrote:
> you still here, thought you'd gone! And b 4 u moan im not being nasty!

That was to zeppo!

The Zeppo wrote:
> UrkiE-UK wrote:
> heh - he's got you pinned down, gigz!
>
>
> Its funny because its true. Giggs couldn't score even if he was the
> best looking guy in the world.

Its funny because you never met me!

I find it amusing because nobody apparently here likes you and I cant see anyone else liking you so... I have made my conclusion.

> Why hasn't he been banned yet?

> Who Zeppo?


No, Johnny The Dog Faced Boy.

you still here, thought you'd gone! And b 4 u moan im not being nasty!

Gígž wrote:
> Der Nazi wrote:
> Gígž wrote:
> Shut up Zippo or Hippo or what ever sad name you have.
>
> Why hasn't he been banned yey?
>
> Who Zeppo?
>
> I dont know.

Obviously Zeppo. You're not irritating and moronic.

UrkiE-UK wrote:
> heh - he's got you pinned down, gigz!


Its funny because its true. Giggs couldn't score even if he was the best looking guy in the world.

Der Nazi wrote:
> Gígž wrote:
> Shut up Zippo or Hippo or what ever sad name you have.
>
> Why hasn't he been banned yey?

Who Zeppo?

I dont know.

Gígž wrote:
> Shut up Zippo or Hippo or what ever sad name you have.

Why hasn't he been banned yey?