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"I love a Standard Life!"

I suppose everyone has seen that advert for the company "Standard Life", insurance firm I think.

Well if you haven't it goes something like this:

They have a person saying,

"I love the cold side of the pillow, I love watching my money build up, I love planning ahead, I love waking up and realising its Saturday, I love a Standard Life."

Sure, absoloutly, its a great standard life and i'm sure alot of people have the same feelings towards life and yes I do love some of those qualities of life too, but most of the time I think that person on the advert should say...

"I love waiting for old people so they can walk past safely and not get any graditude, I love letting mums with prams through and not having any graditude, I love my homework building up, I love cars not signaling so I have to wait and guess which way there going, I love a Standard Life."

And then best of all a random man, who I have never met before says,
"Why arent you smiling?"

I just walk a way and laughed...

Standard Life Is Great!

I apoligise to people who really dont care about this, but I need to get rid of my rage. Thanks.

P.s. All the facts above are true a man did say that and I did laugh.

The Zeppo wrote:
>I'm still here I think... ah ha ha ha ha ha ha heh.
>
>
>I love that joke... Heh.

Ermmm you still here then.

Gígž wrote:
> Gígž wrote:
> Okay I admit it... nah forget it... I will tell you later why I
> dispise you then you will know...



ahaha ahaha haah haah aha ha...umm yeah.


Sorry, was I supposed to laugh at that? I'm not sure if it was anti-zeppo or not, y'see?

Gígž wrote:
> Okay I admit it... nah forget it... I will tell you later why I
> dispise you then you will know...

Gígž wrote:
> Der Nazi wrote:
> Go away, you irritating piece of faeces.
>
> LOL



You just don't stop reaching, do you.



Dignity, much?

Der Nazi wrote:
> Go away, you irritating piece of faeces.

LOL

Okay I admit it... nah forget it... I will tell you later why I dispise you then you will know...

Go away, you irritating piece of faeces.

'YES someone tell that Zepoo finally. Thank you Jackus.'


ahaha


Gigs, you try so hard, its bleeming hilarious. People are always telling me what to do here, mate!



Jesus, this guy would eat a dog poo if it said 'the anti-zeppo food'.

Did I run over your poodle or summat?

Ms NY wrote:
> Gígž wrote:
> You DONT like the cold side?
> Oh no, how comes?
>
> =D Haha.. Not in the mornings, if it's cold. Why would you like a
> cold pillow on a cold morning? If it's hot.. then that's fine!

I dont know why its just better sometimes... definetly on a warm morning but thats what the fan is for.

Gígž wrote:
> You DONT like the cold side?
> Oh no, how comes?

=D Haha.. Not in the mornings, if it's cold. Why would you like a cold pillow on a cold morning? If it's hot.. then that's fine!