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"Matrix: Retardlotions - my review. *no spoilers*"

I was shocked! I was amazed!

Possibly the worst film I've ever seen at the cinema. Its script doesn't hold together, the narrrative and structure is terrible and the best characters don't even feature that heavily.

I didn't think it was possible for a film to be so coherantly bad, yet this one manages to collect itself into small pieces of crap before ending in a blatent and unspectacular manner. I wish they hadn't made the sequels, the first was so good.

Try and argue that this film was good? I'll let you pass.
Try and argue that this film was great? Your an idiot who knows nothing and likes seeing repetitive rubbish that you cannot understand or follow. It made no sense and argh... I can't go on.

I gave it a chance, I thought I'd actually be quite good. Urgh.

I was shocked. I was amazed.

Jesus Goatboy, you're being a bit pathetic. "I WILL like this film" - if you go in with that attitude you'll like it no matter what. There's no chance you could ever dislike the film, which invalidates your opinion altogether.

I saw it yesterday, and far from going in with negative opinions I was expecting it to pay off big time - like the second half of Reloaded. Sadly, it didn't. Okay, it wasn't a bad film. I didn't sit there wishing for it to end, it was quite enjoyable at the time. But it left me feeling very unsatisfied. None of the questions and loose ends left over from Reloaded were adequately dealt with, the ending was shoddy and nonsensical, the main characters and the Matrix itself weren't in it for half the film, too many new minor characters were brought in for hero roles, hardly any fight scenes, etc etc. It all left a bitter taste in my mouth.

Ok, let me add just one last bit as I know what I'm talking about with films.

The Zion battle bit was pretty amazing. Yet it didn't flow with anything else so I thought I was watching a Blizzard game intro or Mechwarrior thing. And yes, her breasts were great.

The problem is peoplea are expecting alot because o the first film..

Uh-huh.

Bane is also a name, sugar.

It is a character name. Bain is a name, Bane is a word!

Oh. Well, I know Bane is spelled Bane without looking. I thought you were talking about a character name, and were being sad and pedantic about the spelling.

Actually I was just curious if you would be sad enough to go and look it up! I don't know how it is spelt.

You really know how to knowck someone down, don't you?

It's Bain, not Bane.