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"Turbonutter for Sale"

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/ [space] eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2960518957

You know you want him. Good luck.

Lol, up to £1020!!!

VenomByte wrote:
> "Please note, Picture is not of Rob's ass"

Typo, that cant be his face, can it...?

I thought we already had a disclaimer?

I may direct a friend onto this....

It's only just beginning.

Looks like I'm going to have to add a disclaimer...

Priceless.

So, I wrote an email to Claire.

Hi there!

As official representive of Rob's ass, I'd just like to wish you good luck
in bidding, and I know for sure he'll love to be won by you!

(P.S. I bet he can't wait to get smothered in your sizable breasts. ;))

- Darren

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But then, two people came along and started trying to outbid her for a laugh, and to save Rob.

This wouldn't do. Especially as they managed to get the price up to about £3000.

So:

Hi there,

Just so you realise, this is a LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT for Rob's ass. This is a serious auction, so if you wish to withdraw your bid, please do so as quickly as possible, thank you.

- Darren

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Hi there,

There seems to be some confusion so I'm just emailing bidders to make sure they understand what's going on here.

This is a SERIOUS auction. Bidding into this means entry into a LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT.

If you wish to withdraw your bid, then please do so now so others who are bidding on this seriously have a fair chance.

Thank you.

- Darren

"Please note, Picture is not of Rob's ass"

Lol actually it's not :-)

Heheheh. That is a wig yeah?