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"Turbonutter for Sale"

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/ [space] eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2960518957

You know you want him. Good luck.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Well, straight to the point, Rob's ass has not been penetrated.

Its at this point where I laughed.

Mystique wrote:
> You're my wife now

ahahhh. well placed.

You're my wife now

Ha, he looks like a character from the League of Gentlemen!

You know eBay will probably ban you if they find the auction Grix.

Christ :D

I can't wait till the end.

ROFL!

There's been a small amount of contact over more details into Rob's ass from someone called Olly.

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Dear Sir,

May I ask if the ar$e you are selling is untouched before considering a bid? I insist on bidding on an ar$e in mint condition.

Thank you.

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My reply:

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Hi there!

Yes, just so you know, Rob's ass is in pristine condition and has hardly
been touched at all.

Please note however, that this is a legally binding contract and a serious
auction. Bidders will have to pay at the end of the auction.

Thanks for your interest!

- Darren

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However, I was quick to receive a reply:

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Thank you for your swift reply.

Can you please elaborate on "hardly been touched at all"?

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So of course, I answered the query:

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Hi there again!

Well, straight to the point, Rob's ass has not been penetrated. I can
however not vouch for the amount of hands that may have caressed it over the years.

If you have any other questions, feel free to email me.

-Darren

I might bid.

That's made my evening.