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"Turbonutter for Sale"

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You know you want him. Good luck.

So, I wrote an email to Claire.

Hi there!

As official representive of Rob's ass, I'd just like to wish you good luck
in bidding, and I know for sure he'll love to be won by you!

(P.S. I bet he can't wait to get smothered in your sizable breasts. ;))

- Darren

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But then, two people came along and started trying to outbid her for a laugh, and to save Rob.

This wouldn't do. Especially as they managed to get the price up to about £3000.

So:

Hi there,

Just so you realise, this is a LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT for Rob's ass. This is a serious auction, so if you wish to withdraw your bid, please do so as quickly as possible, thank you.

- Darren

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Hi there,

There seems to be some confusion so I'm just emailing bidders to make sure they understand what's going on here.

This is a SERIOUS auction. Bidding into this means entry into a LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT.

If you wish to withdraw your bid, then please do so now so others who are bidding on this seriously have a fair chance.

Thank you.

- Darren

Priceless.

It's only just beginning.

Looks like I'm going to have to add a disclaimer...

I may direct a friend onto this....

I thought we already had a disclaimer?

VenomByte wrote:
> "Please note, Picture is not of Rob's ass"

Typo, that cant be his face, can it...?

Lol, up to £1020!!!

That's made my evening.

I might bid.

There's been a small amount of contact over more details into Rob's ass from someone called Olly.

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Dear Sir,

May I ask if the ar$e you are selling is untouched before considering a bid? I insist on bidding on an ar$e in mint condition.

Thank you.

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My reply:

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Hi there!

Yes, just so you know, Rob's ass is in pristine condition and has hardly
been touched at all.

Please note however, that this is a legally binding contract and a serious
auction. Bidders will have to pay at the end of the auction.

Thanks for your interest!

- Darren

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However, I was quick to receive a reply:

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Thank you for your swift reply.

Can you please elaborate on "hardly been touched at all"?

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So of course, I answered the query:

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Hi there again!

Well, straight to the point, Rob's ass has not been penetrated. I can
however not vouch for the amount of hands that may have caressed it over the years.

If you have any other questions, feel free to email me.

-Darren