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"Turbonutter for Sale"

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/ [space] eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2960518957

You know you want him. Good luck.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> An email from the current highest bidder.
>
> --
>
> Hello.
>
> I was a serious bidder on Rob's ass, but having seen
> the photo that has been uploaded I wish to retract my
> bid, as it appears that had mis-understood the meaning
> of "Rob's Ass". I was actually expecting a live ass,
> not a stuffed toy. I was hoping to use his Ass on my
> farm, where it could pull carts and machinery, but a
> stuffed toy would be useless for this purpose.

L O L !

It's not actually my ass until you give it to me.

COME HERE.

Jeez.. and time and time again I pointed out it was a serious auction. I dunno.

Interestingly, ebay have decided to pay my seller fees themselves, which isn't their policy... odd. I wouldn't have minded paying the fees...

I have now stolen the donkey, and it will travel with me forever known as Rob's ass.

I know :(

They've took it off their database.

Current bid of £21 is a little more realistic.

lol!

It all becomes clear now. :-D

Classic.

DON'T LET HIM RETRACT HIS BID.

An email from the current highest bidder.

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Hello.

I was a serious bidder on Rob's ass, but having seen
the photo that has been uploaded I wish to retract my
bid, as it appears that had mis-understood the meaning
of "Rob's Ass". I was actually expecting a live ass,
not a stuffed toy. I was hoping to use his Ass on my
farm, where it could pull carts and machinery, but a
stuffed toy would be useless for this purpose.

Please accept my apologies for my erroneous bid, and
feel free to reinstate "Walrusbonzo" as the highest
bidder.

...sorry, that didn't make sense, I'm sure you just said you weren't stuck up.

And how old are you, really? Come on, I'm interested.