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"Because I'm a man ..."

... when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't, know where to start." We will then drink beer.


... when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a problem.


... I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu". For all I know, these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism.


... when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.


... I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator).


... you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.


... and this is, after all, the year 2003, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the gardening, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest.


This has been a public service message for Women to better understand the Male.

One of these days Ill post pictures of sexy handsome much sought after me...

that'll get you thinking...

Timmargh wrote:
> She's on the blob.

tigamilla wrote:
> hah hah hah unlucky you (if I think thats what you mean by the blob)

She's got the painters and decorators in.
She's having her monthly visitor.
She has a large amount of blood rushing out of her ****.

tigamilla wrote:
> One of these days Ill post pictures of (sexy handsome much sought after)
> me...
>
> that'll get you thinking...

Bit in brackets is rubbish

Oo I can't wait.

Mystique wrote:
> Oo I can't wait.

I can.

Timmargh wrote:

> She's got the painters and decorators in.
> She's having her monthly visitor.
> She has a large amount of blood rushing out of her ****.
*****

You know I don't know why you lot aren't gay, how you can trust something that bleeds for five days and not die is beyond me....

;)

Try using a towel...

Mystique wrote:
> You know I don't know why you lot aren't gay, how you can trust
> something that bleeds for five days and not die is beyond me....
>
> ;)

Hmmm, I'm sure you know why ...

; ^ )

heh...

Heh, and for the final time tonight.
Goodnight.

*Smashes a smoke bomb on the floor, and wraps her cape around her.... When the smoke clears Mystique has vanished.

(Now thats an exit)