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... when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't, know where to start." We will then drink beer.
... when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a problem.
... I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu". For all I know, these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism.
... when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
... I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator).
... you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.
... and this is, after all, the year 2003, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the gardening, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest.
This has been a public service message for Women to better understand the Male.
... when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a problem.
... I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu". For all I know, these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism.
... when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
... I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator).
... you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.
... and this is, after all, the year 2003, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the gardening, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest.
This has been a public service message for Women to better understand the Male.
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Timmargh wrote:
> ... I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I
> watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show
> looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a
> calculator).
I used a calculator once to prove that eastenders+mockneys = shiite +1 @ alpha
Then I killed my pets.
> ... I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I
> watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show
> looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a
> calculator).
I used a calculator once to prove that eastenders+mockneys = shiite +1 @ alpha
Then I killed my pets.
Ms NY wrote:
> ... letting baby wee in your mouth ...
Is this compulsory?
> ... letting baby wee in your mouth ...
Is this compulsory?
Absolutely.
Timmargh you are my new male role model.
Okay, but don't go following me around or anything.
Im going to be your personal papparazzi...
*Camps outside Timmargh's room
*Erects Tripod with zoom lens pointed at toilet/shower window
*Camps outside Timmargh's room
*Erects Tripod with zoom lens pointed at toilet/shower window
lol.
That was a funny line you said there, verging on camp.
That was a funny line you said there, verging on camp.
tigamilla wrote:
> *Erects Tripod with zoom lens pointed at toilet/shower window
A tripod won't be any good without a camera ...
> *Erects Tripod with zoom lens pointed at toilet/shower window
A tripod won't be any good without a camera ...
Timmargh???
TIMMARGH!!!??
Thats how to do it
Thats how to do it
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