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"Diarrhea"

I swear to God I just lost 5 stone on the toilet!

*cries!!!*

Lick everything and see.

Dark Mark™ wrote:
> It's true.
>
> If your toothbrush is less than 4 metres away from your toilet, it
> WILL have poo particles on it right now.

our bathroom is small so dose this mean everything is covered?

The words..... OR THE POO?

stole the words right outta my mouth.

mmm....poo

It's true.

If your toothbrush is less than 4 metres away from your toilet, it WILL have poo particles on it right now.

Mine is about 60cms away.

EEK!!!!

Edgy wrote:
> I believe, Markus of Preperatorious H, you told me that things like
> toothbrushes within a 4 metre radius of your anus pick up particles
> of faeces when you drown the kids at the pool.
>
> I expect you're not gonna want to brush your teeth now - either that,
> or buy a new toothbrush.

unless you have a fat bum that covers the the seat and overhangs it

Edgy wrote:
> I believe, Markus of Preperatorious H, you told me that things like
> toothbrushes within a 4 metre radius of your anus pick up particles
> of faeces when you drown the kids at the pool.
>
> I expect you're not gonna want to brush your teeth now - either that,
> or buy a new toothbrush.

...

I dont ever want to brush my teeth again.

I believe, Markus of Preperatorious H, you told me that things like toothbrushes within a 4 metre radius of your anus pick up particles of faeces when you drown the kids at the pool.

I expect you're not gonna want to brush your teeth now - either that, or buy a new toothbrush.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I feel for you

And your family

For the bogyou are using is a no go area for anyone within a 5 mile radius :S