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"Diarrhea"

I swear to God I just lost 5 stone on the toilet!

*cries!!!*

Probably.

I rarely spend longer than five minutes taking a dump.

Am I the only human not to have inherited the "Must take longer than is natural to take a dump, and so must bring reading material" gene?

Once our toilet got blocked so bad my mum destroyed a wire coathanger to poke it through while shouting "get down there you "

Heh heh heh. my mum flushed the chain once and all the water started gushing out the back.

Oh the mocks when on for months :P

EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> I hate it when you are dieing for the toilet and someone is in it. You
> then have to try and stumble up the stairs and use the one up there.
> Only to find someone else is in that one. Then when you finally get
> in there, you do your thang and then there is no toilet paper left.
>
> NOOOOOOOO!!!

or even worse, the toilets bloked

I hate it when you are dieing for the toilet and someone is in it. You then have to try and stumble up the stairs and use the one up there. Only to find someone else is in that one. Then when you finally get in there, you do your thang and then there is no toilet paper left.

NOOOOOOOO!!!

+ It's like 'your time' in the bathroom. You own the toilet for 10 mins or so.

Make the most of it and do something productive.

Because you never know how long you're going to be there.

I just sit there and do my thang, no reading, well unless there is a news paper or something in there. Which is pretty much never.

Exactly.

Its boring without something to do whilst in there.