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I swear to God I just lost 5 stone on the toilet!
*cries!!!*
*cries!!!*
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I never sit on the bog without something to read.
When I went on holiday to Ibiza earlier this year - I got a stomach bug and totally gave the hotel room toilet a beating.
Although it was a strange mixed consistency - Liquid/Semi Solid/Liquid/Solid.
Bah. Nothing beats a good time on the throne.
Out of interest - who reads a magazine/book on the bog?
Although it was a strange mixed consistency - Liquid/Semi Solid/Liquid/Solid.
Bah. Nothing beats a good time on the throne.
Out of interest - who reads a magazine/book on the bog?
Oh, and one time I saw a blimp.
Last time I was sick - I woke up in the early hours of the morning - without even feeling sick I walked into the bathroom, just pushed out a couple mouthfuls, then went back to bed.
It seemed almost as normal as sneezing - no queezy feeling, no feeling of disgust as I saw and tasted the contents of my stomach leave my mouth.
Infact, I'd never felt so healthy.
Was strange.
It seemed almost as normal as sneezing - no queezy feeling, no feeling of disgust as I saw and tasted the contents of my stomach leave my mouth.
Infact, I'd never felt so healthy.
Was strange.
Diahorrea (I could be wrong in my spelling, but I'm sticking with it) is usually of some faecal thickness, normally like melted chocolate (but not quite so appetising).
I once spent a whole week squirting clear liquid out of my backside - was like warm water.
It didn't smell like poo either - had an unusual smell, very foul, very strong and almost made me throw up whilst on the bog.
By the third season I was totally wasted. They were literally cutting the crap out of my fur.
But would I do it again?
I once spent a whole week squirting clear liquid out of my backside - was like warm water.
It didn't smell like poo either - had an unusual smell, very foul, very strong and almost made me throw up whilst on the bog.
By the third season I was totally wasted. They were literally cutting the crap out of my fur.
But would I do it again?
Yea but...
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Well the last time I was sick was a far worse experience than the last time I had an "ass-wee".
Nah, an ass-wee is something to behold.
Apart from vicious vomiting. That's FAR worse.
There's nothing worse than a bad ass-wee.
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