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"New Return of the King trailer *spoilers*"

Looks amazing. I can already tell that this will be better than the Two Towers. Have to wait and see if it's better than the supreme Fellowship.

I was wondering if they were going to bother reforging Anduril. Should've been done in Fellowship, but no matter.

Pelennor Fields is going to be amazing. I always believed them when they said it'll make Helms Deep look pitiful. Hopefully this time they won't build up a emotionally powerful moment, say the death of Theoden, and have Gimli trundle along and trip over comically.

Also looks like Elrond is going to trek over to Minas Tirith and give Aragorn his leg-chopper. I would be annoyed at this, seeing as the Elrond of the books sulks in Rivendell, but I want a Agent Smith elongated-style comment when he sees the orc army.

Best shot of the trailer? Gandalf galloping at a fell-beast and (looks like) using the power of his ring. Quality.

3 and a half hours long? Jesus. They'd better keep that quite, otherwise no one'll go. I don't know whether to go or not. I'll probably have to anyway.

Oh, the thetrical cut of ROTK is 3.5 hours long.

I'd better not drink anything before i go in.

New trailer, complete with Shelob, angry fell-beasts, Gandalf posing, Aragorn pronouncing Morrrrrdor like that, charge of the Rohirrim, hardly any Gimli, minimal soppy hobbit party conference posturing and, most importantly, reforging of Anduril.

Excellent.

Is there a new trailer out? Or is this the old one that was on onering.net but was then swiftly removed?

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> 1. Kill Bill
> 2. Matrix Revolutions
> 3. Return of the King



*runs*

I likked tha bit were the dragun swuped down on the horses and ate dem then flu off.

Good trailer though. My list of must-see films currently reads like this.

1. Kill Bill
2. Matrix Revolutions
3. Return of the King

Not as crap as an elf sliding down a stone staircase on his shield.
Extreme Elfing dude!

Or Gimli's comedy-relief moments.
But I have to admit, there were times when the serious, po-faced acting started to verge on corn.

"What does your heart tell you?"
"It tells me I'm a big gay wizard, also a big gay X-Man with a shiny hat"
"But look at my heroic stubble and dirty wig, don't I make you hot?"
"Not really, I want the midget"
"No, I am a virile king-in-waiting. Look how I talk slowly and with authority"

What, Braveheart styley? I think I'd cry. It'd be that bad.

You *know* Gimli will, just before the battle, lift his tunic and show the orcs his junk.

Looks amazing. I can already tell that this will be better than the Two Towers. Have to wait and see if it's better than the supreme Fellowship.

I was wondering if they were going to bother reforging Anduril. Should've been done in Fellowship, but no matter.

Pelennor Fields is going to be amazing. I always believed them when they said it'll make Helms Deep look pitiful. Hopefully this time they won't build up a emotionally powerful moment, say the death of Theoden, and have Gimli trundle along and trip over comically.

Also looks like Elrond is going to trek over to Minas Tirith and give Aragorn his leg-chopper. I would be annoyed at this, seeing as the Elrond of the books sulks in Rivendell, but I want a Agent Smith elongated-style comment when he sees the orc army.

Best shot of the trailer? Gandalf galloping at a fell-beast and (looks like) using the power of his ring. Quality.