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Looks amazing. I can already tell that this will be better than the Two Towers. Have to wait and see if it's better than the supreme Fellowship.
I was wondering if they were going to bother reforging Anduril. Should've been done in Fellowship, but no matter.
Pelennor Fields is going to be amazing. I always believed them when they said it'll make Helms Deep look pitiful. Hopefully this time they won't build up a emotionally powerful moment, say the death of Theoden, and have Gimli trundle along and trip over comically.
Also looks like Elrond is going to trek over to Minas Tirith and give Aragorn his leg-chopper. I would be annoyed at this, seeing as the Elrond of the books sulks in Rivendell, but I want a Agent Smith elongated-style comment when he sees the orc army.
Best shot of the trailer? Gandalf galloping at a fell-beast and (looks like) using the power of his ring. Quality.
I was wondering if they were going to bother reforging Anduril. Should've been done in Fellowship, but no matter.
Pelennor Fields is going to be amazing. I always believed them when they said it'll make Helms Deep look pitiful. Hopefully this time they won't build up a emotionally powerful moment, say the death of Theoden, and have Gimli trundle along and trip over comically.
Also looks like Elrond is going to trek over to Minas Tirith and give Aragorn his leg-chopper. I would be annoyed at this, seeing as the Elrond of the books sulks in Rivendell, but I want a Agent Smith elongated-style comment when he sees the orc army.
Best shot of the trailer? Gandalf galloping at a fell-beast and (looks like) using the power of his ring. Quality.
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Very true. But you're not one of them. So, do be quiet.
Stryke wrote:
> Do be quiet, Snipes.
Your not the only intelligent person in here Stryke.
> Do be quiet, Snipes.
Your not the only intelligent person in here Stryke.
I'm saving Wings for my reworking of Pretty Woman.
Brian Blessed would rule, but as Boss Pigman, he would kill everyone and consume Middling-Earth with his ferocious beard and wild, insane eyes.
Brian Blessed would rule, but as Boss Pigman, he would kill everyone and consume Middling-Earth with his ferocious beard and wild, insane eyes.
Alright, sold. But maybe with Brian Blessed as an angry pigman?
But I'm surprised you haven't cast Wings Hauser.
But I'm surprised you haven't cast Wings Hauser.
*Cant find the right words*
No midgets except for Floucny the ringbearer
And he should be played by Wee-Man, and then he could set his head on fire to scare off the ghostmen when they come to beat him up on mountaintop and steal the ring.
And Merlin shouldn't be so old, he should be more like Julian Sands in Warlock.
Make Agent Elrond a super-virus with a showdown between Flouncy and 100 Agent Elronds, with Merlin battling in a Dracula-spectacular instead of those stupid gay trees lumbering about like old men in fancy dress.
And a million more pigmen having a Frat House party, and they can all chant "Nerd! Nerd! Nerd!" when Agent Elrond shows up in his nightie.
And he should be played by Wee-Man, and then he could set his head on fire to scare off the ghostmen when they come to beat him up on mountaintop and steal the ring.
And Merlin shouldn't be so old, he should be more like Julian Sands in Warlock.
Make Agent Elrond a super-virus with a showdown between Flouncy and 100 Agent Elronds, with Merlin battling in a Dracula-spectacular instead of those stupid gay trees lumbering about like old men in fancy dress.
And a million more pigmen having a Frat House party, and they can all chant "Nerd! Nerd! Nerd!" when Agent Elrond shows up in his nightie.
I like it. But keep Sallah, and have Indy in it as well. And maybe cast Short Round and Nik Nak as the hobbits.
I'll be watching ROTK at the biggest cinema I can find and enjoying it immensely.
Could've done the 1st two a bit better though, make 'em more snazzy for the txt mongs.
Lord of The Rings: A Goatboy productions.
Fellowship of The Ring -
Lop off the 1st 40 mins at the party, just have Merlin tell the midget to lob the ring off the mountain and go from there.
Have more of those werewolf horsey things, and some lightning.
Less of the gay ginger one, none at all of the stupid Scottish one and his west-country stereotype yokel bumchum.
Get rid of those elfs, except for Agent Elrond. Make him fight the midget with the ring and be all "Mrrr Frodoooo, welcccome baccccck".
Have Dracula in a black cape, and he should have set fire to Merlin when they had that fight in his big tower.
None of Sallah the Dwarf, 3 Sharpes instead of 1 and have Aragorn from GI Jane be more angry, making the midget do pressups and throwing grenades at him.
The Two Towers -
Merlin fighting Volcano-Man should have had kung-fu and machine guns.
Get rid of that stupid tree, this isn't Captain Planet.
Give Gollum a utility belt and a sidekick, call him "Wompy" or something like that, and they can solve crimes in the bog of eternal stench instead of hiding from the werecrows all the time.
Grimy Badass should be a vampire and hide on the ceiling when Merlin goes to House-On-The-Hill to rescue Steptoe and make him young again.
Helms Deep should have had a rap soundtrack and instead of those pigmen attacking, it should have been feral kids with boomerangs.
Keep that big spider at the end, but make him a robot from the future and all "Aaaah midget, so we meet again" with laser eyes.
Could've done the 1st two a bit better though, make 'em more snazzy for the txt mongs.
Lord of The Rings: A Goatboy productions.
Fellowship of The Ring -
Lop off the 1st 40 mins at the party, just have Merlin tell the midget to lob the ring off the mountain and go from there.
Have more of those werewolf horsey things, and some lightning.
Less of the gay ginger one, none at all of the stupid Scottish one and his west-country stereotype yokel bumchum.
Get rid of those elfs, except for Agent Elrond. Make him fight the midget with the ring and be all "Mrrr Frodoooo, welcccome baccccck".
Have Dracula in a black cape, and he should have set fire to Merlin when they had that fight in his big tower.
None of Sallah the Dwarf, 3 Sharpes instead of 1 and have Aragorn from GI Jane be more angry, making the midget do pressups and throwing grenades at him.
The Two Towers -
Merlin fighting Volcano-Man should have had kung-fu and machine guns.
Get rid of that stupid tree, this isn't Captain Planet.
Give Gollum a utility belt and a sidekick, call him "Wompy" or something like that, and they can solve crimes in the bog of eternal stench instead of hiding from the werecrows all the time.
Grimy Badass should be a vampire and hide on the ceiling when Merlin goes to House-On-The-Hill to rescue Steptoe and make him young again.
Helms Deep should have had a rap soundtrack and instead of those pigmen attacking, it should have been feral kids with boomerangs.
Keep that big spider at the end, but make him a robot from the future and all "Aaaah midget, so we meet again" with laser eyes.
Do be quiet, Snipes.
I cant wait... only movie im looking forward to all year at the moment besides maybe Matrix Revolution if its better than Reloaded and that won't be hard.
Those who miss out on seeing Finding nemo cos they think it's too kiddy is missing out though.
Those who miss out on seeing Finding nemo cos they think it's too kiddy is missing out though.
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