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http://www.real153.com/content/british-test/default.asp
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Bet he's a hit at parties
I emailed the link to my angry mate (he's perputually irate) and this is what he said:
Thank you for completing this exam. Her Majesty is indeed pleased. You have a British index of 46.
You are as British as Guy Richie. And just as genuine.
Of course, this is all crap because if I was xenophobic to the point where I believe that no other counrty has a judicial system we can trust (even though we are always keen to take foreign criminals to court here) and had said that appearing on Big Brother is the ultimate accolade, that a custom impreza is better than an MG or a Rolls, that Jamie Oliver encompasses all that is good about modern Britain, that I'd ask for BUDWEISER in a pub, and that if I was a bird, I'd shag around on my hen night and open my legs to anyone after a few Breezers, I would have got full marks...
Full marks for Britishness if you are a complete and utter c**t.
This ought to be called a c**t test. It was clearly written by an American.
Thank you for completing this exam. Her Majesty is indeed pleased. You have a British index of 46.
You are as British as Guy Richie. And just as genuine.
Of course, this is all crap because if I was xenophobic to the point where I believe that no other counrty has a judicial system we can trust (even though we are always keen to take foreign criminals to court here) and had said that appearing on Big Brother is the ultimate accolade, that a custom impreza is better than an MG or a Rolls, that Jamie Oliver encompasses all that is good about modern Britain, that I'd ask for BUDWEISER in a pub, and that if I was a bird, I'd shag around on my hen night and open my legs to anyone after a few Breezers, I would have got full marks...
Full marks for Britishness if you are a complete and utter c**t.
This ought to be called a c**t test. It was clearly written by an American.
I thought it was quite amusing.
But i could've done a better one.
But i could've done a better one.
I remember a happy time in this forum, when everybody took out their anger on Belldandy. Bring him back.
*Shrugs* I've been misunderstood
I mean anyone that has taken this seriously
*reads back through thread*
*reads back through thread*
do you mean me?
How can a joke test turn into sour faces and folded arms?
Don't count on it...
Hello hand. How are you? Have you had a good day today? Are you getting your nails cut anytime soon?
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