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monkey_man wrote:
> Another teacher at my school had a heart attack in class. I mean,
> how embarrassing is that!?
"Hmm, my left arm hurts like mighty hell, but I can't let it show"
They'd find out through the grmiace of agony anyway.
> Another teacher at my school had a heart attack in class. I mean,
> how embarrassing is that!?
"Hmm, my left arm hurts like mighty hell, but I can't let it show"
They'd find out through the grmiace of agony anyway.
Unbeliever wrote:
> While we're on the same subject...
>
> My IT teacher lost his mind in class once and started beating the
> kids up. He's lost his wife the week before and an innocuous comment
> made by my friend set him on the path to rage and madness.
>
> He grabbed one kid and threw him against the lockers, beating his
> head against the wall. Another kid, Michael Hetherington said,
> "Easy sir! What are you doing?" and was greeted with a
> punch of awesome magnitude.
>
> The rest of us fled the classroom lest Mr Moore started throwing
> chairs around.
>
> He was arrested and after pyschiatric (sp?) test, killed himself the
> following fortnight.
Is that true? Jesus!
When I was at school our IT teacher got knocked off his motorbike, so we had a supply teacher for quite a long time. Hence networked Quake, which was forbidden under his regime. Funniest thing was about a month after our IT skills had diminished to strafing and rocket-jumps, he walked in on crutches, jaw dropped at the sight that greeted him. Me and my mate that set it up looked at each other in disbelief, trying to figure out the best means of escape. Wasn't that difficult because he was crippled. Not forever though, so it's OK to laugh.
Another teacher at my school had a heart attack in class. I mean, how embarrassing is that!?
> While we're on the same subject...
>
> My IT teacher lost his mind in class once and started beating the
> kids up. He's lost his wife the week before and an innocuous comment
> made by my friend set him on the path to rage and madness.
>
> He grabbed one kid and threw him against the lockers, beating his
> head against the wall. Another kid, Michael Hetherington said,
> "Easy sir! What are you doing?" and was greeted with a
> punch of awesome magnitude.
>
> The rest of us fled the classroom lest Mr Moore started throwing
> chairs around.
>
> He was arrested and after pyschiatric (sp?) test, killed himself the
> following fortnight.
Is that true? Jesus!
When I was at school our IT teacher got knocked off his motorbike, so we had a supply teacher for quite a long time. Hence networked Quake, which was forbidden under his regime. Funniest thing was about a month after our IT skills had diminished to strafing and rocket-jumps, he walked in on crutches, jaw dropped at the sight that greeted him. Me and my mate that set it up looked at each other in disbelief, trying to figure out the best means of escape. Wasn't that difficult because he was crippled. Not forever though, so it's OK to laugh.
Another teacher at my school had a heart attack in class. I mean, how embarrassing is that!?
cookie monster wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
> Skeletor
>
> I would have paid good money to be called that.
They have clubs for that. Usually somewhere dark and hidden...
> Goatboy wrote:
> Skeletor
>
> I would have paid good money to be called that.
They have clubs for that. Usually somewhere dark and hidden...
Goatboy wrote:
> Skeletor
I would have paid good money to be called that.
> Skeletor
I would have paid good money to be called that.
You are as British as Sherlock Homes, which means people will shout "Homo!" at you in the street.
Hil-arious.
Hil-arious.
i deeply regret taking media studies, mind you. it's the same thing, and it drags on so much even our teacher decides it's enough! watching a Levi's advert over and over, analysing in sickening detail every shot, which there was 26 in the space of 30 seconds. by the end the tune was stuck in all our heads and i had the urge to buy some levi's. it's a conspiracy i tells ya - levi's PAID them to show it i betcha!
Unbeliever wrote:
> BJ Cummings.
>
> My Business Studies teacher. And he signed everything, "BJ
> Cummings" as if he wanted you to laugh at him.
*sniggers*
> BJ Cummings.
>
> My Business Studies teacher. And he signed everything, "BJ
> Cummings" as if he wanted you to laugh at him.
*sniggers*
As long as you give yourself the most embarassing nickname you can think of, they can't make up a worse one.
And iambic pentameters really shouldn't pop your wood, they're not that exciting.
And iambic pentameters really shouldn't pop your wood, they're not that exciting.
Gay Boot
I forsee no comedy problems there. Actually, I'm interested in what my nickname will be.
We had Stoat, Skeletor, Fishlips & Tarzan.
English literature, with a little bit of language thrown in. Was going to do music, but I can't read it, don't know scales or chords. I just know how to thump drums hard.
Iambic Pentameter however, fills me with the urge to "pop wood"
I forsee no comedy problems there. Actually, I'm interested in what my nickname will be.
We had Stoat, Skeletor, Fishlips & Tarzan.
English literature, with a little bit of language thrown in. Was going to do music, but I can't read it, don't know scales or chords. I just know how to thump drums hard.
Iambic Pentameter however, fills me with the urge to "pop wood"
His name is Yoga Bot, we've established this.
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