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I'm so important, I get my own thread, I ain't adding to the other one (take THAT, Stryke)
Anyway, saw it today after college. It's pretty pants. Have you seen the trailer? Then you've seen the film, minus the talky bits.
Don't waste your money on it. Yes, she looks fit, but she has some pretty duff lines, the action is sub par at best and the "twists" at the end are pretty pointless. In fact, the entire film is pretty pointless. It doesn't really go anywhere.
Some of you nerds might enjoy it, for the same reason some of you enjoyed The Matrix ("Wow, that could be ME! I could be The One!") but for anyone expecting a good film, don't bother. It's not necessarily BAD... it's just not at all good. No redeeming features.
Anyway, saw it today after college. It's pretty pants. Have you seen the trailer? Then you've seen the film, minus the talky bits.
Don't waste your money on it. Yes, she looks fit, but she has some pretty duff lines, the action is sub par at best and the "twists" at the end are pretty pointless. In fact, the entire film is pretty pointless. It doesn't really go anywhere.
Some of you nerds might enjoy it, for the same reason some of you enjoyed The Matrix ("Wow, that could be ME! I could be The One!") but for anyone expecting a good film, don't bother. It's not necessarily BAD... it's just not at all good. No redeeming features.
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How come the knife guy is alive in it?
The same reason Cheech plays three characters in From Dusk Till Dawn (border guard, the "I suck" vampire and the guy they're waiting for who saves them at the end) - it's fun. They're playing new characters.
The same reason Cheech plays three characters in From Dusk Till Dawn (border guard, the "I suck" vampire and the guy they're waiting for who saves them at the end) - it's fun. They're playing new characters.
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Yes, it's an official sequel to Desperado, just like Desperado was an
> official sequel to El Mariachi (only with a different actor for the
> lead)
Then how come the bartender's in the trailer?
Didn't he get killed in Desperado?
> Yes, it's an official sequel to Desperado, just like Desperado was an
> official sequel to El Mariachi (only with a different actor for the
> lead)
Then how come the bartender's in the trailer?
Didn't he get killed in Desperado?
Yes, it's an official sequel to Desperado, just like Desperado was an official sequel to El Mariachi (only with a different actor for the lead)
Film looks great, looks much better than Kill Bill.
Film looks great, looks much better than Kill Bill.
The Underworld trailer looked awesome.
But the next film I see will be "once upon a time in Mexico".
Is that actually a sequel to Desperado? Or is it something a bit different?
But the next film I see will be "once upon a time in Mexico".
Is that actually a sequel to Desperado? Or is it something a bit different?
I though Pirates of the Caribean(however its spelt) was rather good. Much better than I thought it would be. So far everyone on here has given Underworld poor reviews. Something tells me that it might not be very good but like most I'm still interested in seeing it just to form my own opinion.
I was planning on seeing this tonight actually.
Might give it a miss after reading this.
I might finally see pirate of caribean or something.
Ah well.
Might give it a miss after reading this.
I might finally see pirate of caribean or something.
Ah well.
I'm so important, I get my own thread, I ain't adding to the other one (take THAT, Stryke)
Anyway, saw it today after college. It's pretty pants. Have you seen the trailer? Then you've seen the film, minus the talky bits.
Don't waste your money on it. Yes, she looks fit, but she has some pretty duff lines, the action is sub par at best and the "twists" at the end are pretty pointless. In fact, the entire film is pretty pointless. It doesn't really go anywhere.
Some of you nerds might enjoy it, for the same reason some of you enjoyed The Matrix ("Wow, that could be ME! I could be The One!") but for anyone expecting a good film, don't bother. It's not necessarily BAD... it's just not at all good. No redeeming features.
Anyway, saw it today after college. It's pretty pants. Have you seen the trailer? Then you've seen the film, minus the talky bits.
Don't waste your money on it. Yes, she looks fit, but she has some pretty duff lines, the action is sub par at best and the "twists" at the end are pretty pointless. In fact, the entire film is pretty pointless. It doesn't really go anywhere.
Some of you nerds might enjoy it, for the same reason some of you enjoyed The Matrix ("Wow, that could be ME! I could be The One!") but for anyone expecting a good film, don't bother. It's not necessarily BAD... it's just not at all good. No redeeming features.
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