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I'm so important, I get my own thread, I ain't adding to the other one (take THAT, Stryke)
Anyway, saw it today after college. It's pretty pants. Have you seen the trailer? Then you've seen the film, minus the talky bits.
Don't waste your money on it. Yes, she looks fit, but she has some pretty duff lines, the action is sub par at best and the "twists" at the end are pretty pointless. In fact, the entire film is pretty pointless. It doesn't really go anywhere.
Some of you nerds might enjoy it, for the same reason some of you enjoyed The Matrix ("Wow, that could be ME! I could be The One!") but for anyone expecting a good film, don't bother. It's not necessarily BAD... it's just not at all good. No redeeming features.
Anyway, saw it today after college. It's pretty pants. Have you seen the trailer? Then you've seen the film, minus the talky bits.
Don't waste your money on it. Yes, she looks fit, but she has some pretty duff lines, the action is sub par at best and the "twists" at the end are pretty pointless. In fact, the entire film is pretty pointless. It doesn't really go anywhere.
Some of you nerds might enjoy it, for the same reason some of you enjoyed The Matrix ("Wow, that could be ME! I could be The One!") but for anyone expecting a good film, don't bother. It's not necessarily BAD... it's just not at all good. No redeeming features.
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Kate Beckinsale practically tells you there's going to be a sequel. Yeah, you remember the egg in Godzilla? This is pretty much like that, but using a...something else.
We need a spoilers thread so that monkey man won't cry if we mention what colour someone's eyes were or something.
We need a spoilers thread so that monkey man won't cry if we mention what colour someone's eyes were or something.
What about the end of Godzilla? It was pretty open even without the final scene, but then they went all out and basically screamed "SEQUEL! SEQUEL GODAMMIT!!!123456789093" in your face.
Not to mention the most blatant setup for a sequel ever. Ever. Ever.
It needed mentioning after all.
It needed mentioning after all.
Don't forget predictable.
I said a few minutes before the end "wouldn't it be funny if..." as a JOKE. A JOKE.
Then it actually happened. Oh dear.
I said a few minutes before the end "wouldn't it be funny if..." as a JOKE. A JOKE.
Then it actually happened. Oh dear.
I like Fight Club, but yes, worse than that. I would tell you, but odds on someone would go schitz about spoilers.
You'll laugh, I promise you.
You'll laugh, I promise you.
Worse than Fight Club?
Same here.
Actually the whole cinema laughed quite a few times.
Actually the whole cinema laughed quite a few times.
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> I'm so important, I get my own thread, I ain't adding to the other one
> (take THAT, Stryke)
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Oooh, this cat has claws.
Just got back from seeing it. And it was good fun, didn't try to be more than that. Worst ending ever though, the whole cinema just laughed.
> I'm so important, I get my own thread, I ain't adding to the other one
> (take THAT, Stryke)
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Oooh, this cat has claws.
Just got back from seeing it. And it was good fun, didn't try to be more than that. Worst ending ever though, the whole cinema just laughed.
'As soon as I heard Underworld would be a "vampires vs werewolves love story" I knew it would be utter, utter rubbish. Plus the fact that they can't even make the trailers look good'
...as someone once said.
...as someone once said.
I just left the cinema no more than 30 minutes ago. Go me.
It sucked.
It sucked.
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